No you silly arse, he is going to Newcastle with Guehi, Eze, Wharton, Mitchell and Uncle Tom Cobley

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots

Fulham have bid £20m for JA . . . [Link]

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

The vultures are circling.

Don't understand where this idea has come from that Palace need to sell or will roll over as soon as someone bids. With Guéhi likely leaving the board should laugh Fulham out of the room with £20m.

Milkshakes Against Fascism

The problem is the length of contract, any player worth a few bob 25m+ and with a contract finishing before the end of June 2027 needs to be sold or sign a new contract, that is the reality of business, the players that don't match that criteria are.

Mitchell 1 year
Anderson 2
Lerma 2
Kamada 2
Guehi 2
Mateta 2

These are players, most of which you would want 25m+ or new contract

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

I'm not sure about the others, but apparently we have a additional one year option on Mateta after the 2 years which puts the ckub in a slightly more advantageous position.