So, tomorrow at 9am next years fixtures are out, and every year we get a report that they have been leaked, and it is so and so, and is always wrong, i had my ouija board out last night and it told me, Home to Arsenal, first fixture

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Nope.

My first analysis involves three stages:

1. First few fixtures (season start)
2. Last few fixtures (potential relegation battles)
3. General distribution of opponents (Mental Health preparation for any barren spells or disconsolate months).

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

That sums me up as well Nick. I have to say I was pleased when I first saw this last season's run-in.

I would like Bournemouth away first game as apposed to New Year’s Eve like last season, but then it would be more popular and I wouldn’t be far enough up the pecking order to get a ticket this time, so sod that, anyone at home will do

Edited by monkey (14 Jun 2023 2.07pm)

According to some of the 'leaked' opening day fixtures, we've got Chelsea at home . . .

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

I’ve got an end of August bank holiday away trip, so I’m hoping Palace are away as well then a couple of weeks around October time I’m out the country. Got my fingers crossed that I don’t miss too many home matches. My Mrs doesn’t understand :-)