Always find leaving early strange. What if you miss a 50 yard bicycle kick?

I have left early 3 times in 45 years:-

Millwall away in early 80’s - they had hundreds in our end and my bottle was going about the walk back to the station.

West Ham away - lost 3-0. I threw myself out before the copper did. Could not believe we decided not to mark Defoe and voiced my opinion.

QPR home - lost 3-0. Derry got nutmegged by Tarrabt and generally played like a t***. We needed to win put in one of the most pathetic performances I have ever seen. My daughter came with me for once and begged me not to say anything but I had to tell Derry what I thought!

Only left early once, Palace Vs Watford, midweek game couple seasons ago, Watford went ahead , we spent 85 minutes looking like we were doing absolutely nothing, it was a cold night so I reluctantly decided to head off to the train station at about 87 minutes gone, by the time I was 50 yards outside the Holmesdale end gate we equalized & by the time I had got to Selhurst train station Jimmy mac had bundled in the winner, lol

I can't remember who it was against or when it was but it was a floodlit game and we were embarrassingly bad. Two incidents persuaded me to get home early, the first was when our centre forward broke free from a foul on the halfway line with a clear run at goal with the ref waving play on behind him and instead of that he stops and pi cks the ball up giving away a free kick.
The other was when the game was stopped for an injury to one of our players near half way , the other team sportingly kick the ball back to Speroni on the restart, it is going well wide of the goal ,so Speroni has 2 options, to catch it or let it go out for a goal kick. He did neither he touched it out for a corner.
The other team sent 2 players up to take the corner , one tapped it to the other and then he tapped it off for a goalkick.
I think that I left early out of embarrassment. I think we lost 2 nil.

I never leave early, we do go and stand up the top of the stairs in the Whitehorse to get a quick get away, we’ve seen a few late goals for and against while standing up there over the years, once we even had to go back to our seats for extra time as Sullay Kai Kai equalised against pardews Newcastle in the cup

I hate to tell you this, but we came back and won 5-4

That was against Wolves. I thought the goalie was Kolinko, but that may only be because it was such a display of incompetence.

Because of my age I now leave when the extra time is announced, unless it's several minutes. And it seems to help the team. I missed Olise's goal against Manchester United and Mateta's against Leicester. As I got to my car on that latest occasion I saw a woman sitting in a car, holding a portable radio. I looked at her enquiringly and she wound down the window and I asked what was the score. 2-1. Who scored? Mateta - followed by "Shame he's done f**k all the rest of the season!"