Given the Vieira in thread and the Vieira out thread, I felt we needed a shake it all about thread.

Should he cut loose, do his business in the floor at the Amex, and generally get the boys to party hard?

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

I'd like to know what the result would be if he said 'You know what f**k it, it's all going wrong anyway, do whatever you want just try and score goals'... then did the business on the floor at the Amex.

I'll pay for the 'night before' curry too.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

I thought it was more along the lines of:

Players: "You keep saying we need to create chances and score boss, so what should we do?"

PV: "Not a Danny, does anyone remember what that old bloke had you doing before me, do something like that but not as wel as before. And BTW, I've forgotten some of your names again so Jordan and Jeffrey, you're starting this one too"

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

A front 3 of Zippy, Bungle and George couldn’t do much worse than what we’ve been watching lately.

We'd still play them out of position.

Red and Blue Army!

We can defend. Time for a surprise - scoring goals. Please.