Someone said there's a last time in everyone's life when your friends knock on your door for you to go out to play. You just don't know it's the last time when it happens.

Trying to keep it clean...

There was a last time I automatically went upstairs on a bus.
There was a last time the urge to kick a can in the road was irresistible.

What are yours?

..the first time somebody 'does it' is noteworthy, and sometimes celebrated with champagne & flowers.

the Last time ? not so much.

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the last time you spoke to people you knew , and have now not seen in years, if not decades.

and again, surely not noteworthy at the time ?
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the last time Palace won a game ?

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Haha yes!

On a more serious note, there was a last time I went to the cinema.

I cannot recall one film in recent years I have seen and intended to go and watch on the big screen to the extent I do not even remember my last visit. The abundance of media plus absence of socially ignorant half-wits has somewhat dullened my ambition to venture out and watch a film with other people.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

The last time I actually gave a s***.
I hate society now, the minority of either colour, belief, religion, sexual orientation all get the stage and the majority have to suck it up.

I've been lucky enough to be able to keep myself quite fit in my almost-mid-60s, so running up the stairs is still not a problem for me. However, when I get to the top, the reason for having climbed the stairs isn't even a distant memory!

My offering is "the last time you went to a 'disco' or 'nightclub' or 'club'". I might add "the last time you PULLED in a disco, nightclub or club" except I was so hopeless, I never actually did!

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

and the same goes for concert t-shirts. Just seen Matalan selling replica faded stuff for Guns and Roses and Pink Floyd. Perhaps you can get away with it over 40 , if you're slim and have hair. Old fat bald gits like me, not at all.

I disengage, I turn the page.