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 PalazioVecchio  south pole 02 Dec 22 12.11pm |
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.....( finish the sentence ) Separate from simply being poor. A Skanger is three or four rungs of the ladder below a Chav. Many Skangers have money. Whether we will include Conor McGregor ? its a moot point. So, for starters....... a. You wear the obligatory white trainers & grey towelling tracksuit combo b. Skanger couples like to push a pram up the high-street at high speed, walking 100 metres apart....all the while having a public screaming match about who took the last quarter ounce of hash/weed/grass. c. Your language is incomprehensible to overseas language students. d. Your mobile phone cost two thousand quid e. she is dripping with jewellery, plastic surgery beauty enhancements and designer gear. And morbidly obese. f. He dies at age 28 from a drug related problem (possibly at the hands of another skanger), and his funeral is attended by half a dozen of his grandchildren. what others ?
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kingdowieonthewall  Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Dec 22 2.27pm |
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you have a tattoo done, on holiday (spain, portugal, lanzarote etc) over sunburnt red skin, preferably a portrait of your sprog or dog.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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beak  croydon 02 Dec 22 4.35pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
.....( finish the sentence ) Separate from simply being poor. A Skanger is three or four rungs of the ladder below a Chav. Many Skangers have money. Whether we will include Conor McGregor ? its a moot point. So, for starters....... a. You wear the obligatory white trainers & grey towelling tracksuit combo b. Skanger couples like to push a pram up the high-street at high speed, walking 100 metres apart....all the while having a public screaming match about who took the last quarter ounce of hash/weed/grass. c. Your language is incomprehensible to overseas language students. d. Your mobile phone cost two thousand quid e. she is dripping with jewellery, plastic surgery beauty enhancements and designer gear. And morbidly obese. f. He dies at age 28 from a drug related problem (possibly at the hands of another skanger), and his funeral is attended by half a dozen of his grandchildren. what others ? A typical Croydonian then!
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Nicholas91  The Democratic Republic of Kent 02 Dec 22 4.43pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
.....( finish the sentence ) Separate from simply being poor. A Skanger is three or four rungs of the ladder below a Chav. Many Skangers have money. Whether we will include Conor McGregor ? its a moot point. So, for starters....... a. You wear the obligatory white trainers & grey towelling tracksuit combo b. Skanger couples like to push a pram up the high-street at high speed, walking 100 metres apart....all the while having a public screaming match about who took the last quarter ounce of hash/weed/grass. c. Your language is incomprehensible to overseas language students. d. Your mobile phone cost two thousand quid e. she is dripping with jewellery, plastic surgery beauty enhancements and designer gear. And morbidly obese. f. He dies at age 28 from a drug related problem (possibly at the hands of another skanger), and his funeral is attended by half a dozen of his grandchildren. what others ? Despite being a fully grown adult you refer to other fully grown adults as 'babe'.
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 02 Dec 22 5.23pm |
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Your car cost more than your house
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 02 Dec 22 5.47pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Your car cost more than your house true. And your car-stereo costed more than your car.
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| Grumbles 02 Dec 22 8.02pm |
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When you start a thread about Irish slang?
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| cryrst The garden of England 02 Dec 22 8.39pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
you have a tattoo done, on holiday (spain, portugal, lanzarote etc) over sunburnt red skin, preferably a portrait of your sprog or dog. What’s wrong with Nelson ?
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| Dubai Eagle 03 Dec 22 6.39am |
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You leave your house to take your mobile phone calls in the street so you can walk up and down the street & talk as loud as you want because you think it makes u sound important - You take your mobile phone calls in the car through speakers whilst the care is still on your drive with the door open - to sound important Everyone you deal with & everyone who passes your house is apparently your bruvver - Every sentence starts wiv yeah yeah yeah no no no yeah yeah yeah Every little thing you have done to your house you have to describe to every passer by & if possible to come inside & see - During lockdown you have a bouncy castle party cause its your Charlies birthday & lockdown dont apply to kids just avvin a bit of fun
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| Dubai Eagle 03 Dec 22 6.41am |
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Every little thing your neighbour does you have to stick your head over the fence to see & comment on & make out you done it first or you are going to have it done - Every time someone gets a new car ( or an upgrade) you have to be round there asking them - how much a month was that then ?
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 03 Dec 22 8.56am |
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All your clothing is bought at sports direct, even if you need something for a night out
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 03 Dec 22 9.16am |
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Originally posted by monkey
All your clothing is bought at sports direct, even if you need something for a night out And your trainers cost more than all the gifts you bought for your 12 grandchildren
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