As part of its latest strategy, the RAF has set out its ambition to become ‘the world’s first net zero air force by 2040’.

You could not make it up.

You will be comforted to know that when we send our enemies to the other side it will be done with a responsible carbon footprint.

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

On the heels of the now apparently withdrawn identity politics hiring policy.

I very much doubt the armed forces of the US, China,India and Russia are entertaining such a thought.

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

You're joking right?

If they have and nobody knows about it I think that would constitute a success have to say.

Us having a greater commitment to 'Green' initiatives comparative to the ones you have listed HKO just makes me feel a bit stupid to be honest. It's like we've turned up to an earthquake with a dustpan and brush. Looking at the relative contributions to consumption, pollution etc. we're nowhere near those places.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Perhaps we are going to wander around moving switches to OFF & if no one notices or nothing bad happens that will be viewed as less energy required & a successful move towards our carbon neutral goal -

'military-intelligence' is a contradiction in terms.

Spike Milligan

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford