They're already getting thrashed tonight.

Red and Blue Army!

They do look terrible. Them vs. ManU right now would be a terrible game to watch. Or maybe exciting, as neither's defence is very good right now.

It’s hard for me to articulate my feelings about Everton right now as eloquently as I’d like to but I’ll give it a go:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaarrr

Their greatest attribute is not being Liverpool.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Having Ben Godfrey and Yerry Mina out is a big loss for them.

Lampard did take over an Everton team in 16th place and this is only his 5th PL game at the club.
They had also lost 7 of their previous 10 PL games when he took charge.

Edited by Willo (07 Mar 2022 11.58pm)

Everton are so totally clueless it's painful. Or pathetic. They were clearly in a relegation battle, or at least on the cusp of one when Benitez left so their answer: hire a manager with no experience in relegation battles, no experience working in the PL with a sub-standard team, no real experience managing with a less technically gifted squad and then, just for good measure, bring in that well-known relegation-fighting-bulldog Dele Alli in the January window. Everton would have been better off hiring Roy in January for six months (they've got a better squad than Watford and, frankly, Roy would have got them organised and out of the bottom five miserable as it might have been to watch) and then hit the reset button in the summer. But that's not good enough for the Mighty Everton and their delusional fans. Well, in Lampard they got what they wished for. So I can only assume they're all enjoying the scoreline at Tottenham tonight.

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.