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 mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 21 Dec 21 10.03am |
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Wasn't sure what to call this but this morning I heard two things on TV that made me think "that's not really the right thing to say there". Firstly, on the local London and South East news bulletin, there was a piece about Southern Water being investigated again for raw sewage finding its way into rivers and the sea. The spokeswoman started by saying "Well we've got a big job on our hands....." Not half an hour later was something about the uncertainty leading up to Christmas caused by omicron. "But we all need to stay positive in the next few days" says the presenter. Well, no we don't. We really don't. If ever there's been a time to be negative this is surely it. Anyway, all the best to everyone in HOL Land.
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Dec 21 12.09pm |
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I had a couple of big jobs this morning already.
Red and Blue Army! |
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 21 Dec 21 7.14pm |
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the best tillage farmer..... he is outstanding in his field.
Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford |
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 21 Dec 21 7.21pm |
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I actually have a 48 hour cold not Covid 19 **True Story**
Pro USA & Israel |
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| HeathMan Purley 21 Dec 21 11.46pm |
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Spotting people showing signs of "Foot in Mouth Disease" is a light relief in these times. Thanks Mezzer.
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| Stirlingsays 21 Dec 21 11.52pm |
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While it was very serious at the time, I had a lot of fun with the 'Mad Cow' disease phrase.....much to the irritation of females in the family.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 22 Dec 21 11.43am |
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military intelligence
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cryrst  The garden of England 23 Dec 21 2.23am |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
While it was very serious at the time, I had a lot of fun with the 'Mad Cow' disease phrase.....much to the irritation of females in the family. That's not a disease; it's a state of mind for sure
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 23 Dec 21 10.15am |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
military intelligence I always thought that was an oxymoron.
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| Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 23 Dec 21 2.01pm |
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"All day long". This phrase is often used by football pundits as in "I'd have Gallagher over Luka all day long".
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Dec 21 10.34am |
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people of the generation 70s plus tend to frown on F***k & C***t,
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Lanzo-Ad  Lanzarote 26 Dec 21 11.33am |
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Two of my favourites are "you have more chance than having a crap in the queens handbag" and also "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes"
“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn |
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