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Spiderman Flag Horsham 13 Oct 21 12.56pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Apparently


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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 13 Oct 21 1.00pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

So his alter ego is that still Clark Kent or is it now Martha Kent?

Edited by Badger11 (13 Oct 2021 1.00pm)

 


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steeleye20 Flag Croydon 13 Oct 21 1.04pm Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

Good idea, James Bond should do likewise, the latest film has flopped apparently.

And the tories should end with a Profumo type scandal involving hardcore brexit.

 

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eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 13 Oct 21 1.14pm Send a Private Message to eagleman13 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagleman13 as a friend

Originally posted by steeleye20

Good idea, James Bond should do likewise, the latest film has flopped apparently.

And the tories should end with a Profumo type scandal involving hardcore brexit.


W.T.F. has that got to do with this thread/Superman/Bi-sexual?

Do you HAVE to turn this into yet another boring slaggingfest?

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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CrazyBadger Flag Ware 13 Oct 21 1.19pm Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

So his alter ego is that still Clark Kent or is it now Martha Kent?


Edited by Badger11 (13 Oct 2021 1.00pm)

SuperTransgenderMan. Fighting the injustice of Gender specific public toilets everywhere.

It's worthy what their attempting; He's not Clerk Kent anymore, so a White middle aged hetrosexual male is probably a missed opportunity to update the Superman image to something a little more Modern.
Personally though I agree with Dean Cain; Top BandWagon riding by DC there. But as the son of Clerk Kent and Lois Lane, they've few options other than go LGBT.


 


"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 13 Oct 21 1.43pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by CrazyBadger

SuperTransgenderMan. Fighting the injustice of Gender specific public toilets everywhere.

It's worthy what their attempting; He's not Clerk Kent anymore, so a White middle aged hetrosexual male is probably a missed opportunity to update the Superman image to something a little more Modern.
Personally though I agree with Dean Cain; Top BandWagon riding by DC there. But as the son of Clerk Kent and Lois Lane, they've few options other than go LGBT.


So he's super powers are:

uses his LGBTQX-ray vision to uncover unconscious bias, homophobia and Islamophobia.

Able to use a gender non specific toilet

Uses his super hearing to tune into the BBC. (but does he have a licence).

Changes from civvies into his super costume in a blink of an eye as long as it's a non gender specific changing room.

As his for Kryptonite, cannot (with)stand Gammon or Brexiteers collapses into a heap complaining about voting reforms.


Edited by Badger11 (13 Oct 2021 1.44pm)

 


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BlueJay Flag UK 13 Oct 21 1.50pm

Logically some superheroes would be gay or bisexual, so it would be accurate to say that politics has prevented that for many decades, not simply pushed it now. I tend to agree with Dean Cain in his Fox News appearance though, in that for the character to be realistic he would likely be fighting injustices against gay people in Iran rather than refugee storylines back home. That would be the bold move, this would've been 15 years back but now so much now.

 

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CrazyBadger Flag Ware 13 Oct 21 1.52pm Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

Although I dare Say his Weakness should be Gluten Intolerance. and IBS.

Edited by CrazyBadger (13 Oct 2021 1.54pm)

 


"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"

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steeleye20 Flag Croydon 13 Oct 21 1.53pm Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

So he's super powers are:

uses his LGBTQX-ray vision to uncover unconscious bias, homophobia and Islamophobia.

Able to use a gender non specific toilet

Uses his super hearing to tune into the BBC. (but does he have a licence).

Changes from civvies into his super costume in a blink of an eye as long as it's a non gender specific changing room.

As his for Kryptonite, cannot (with)stand Gammon or Brexiteers collapses into a heap complaining about voting reforms.


Edited by Badger11 (13 Oct 2021 1.44pm)

You are not auditioning for the role then yourself, B?

 

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 13 Oct 21 2.07pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by steeleye20

You are not auditioning for the role then yourself, B?

Unfortunately not although I do have a super power, I'm invisible to women.

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 13 Oct 21 2.12pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I feel so violated by his x-ray vision.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 13 Oct 21 2.14pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

I'm starting to wonder if this is all a result of some sort of Russian or Chinese mind control experiment to undermine moral in the West. Or perhaps it's the Illuminati.

Alternatively, it could be because the arts are largely populated by homosexuals who think that everyone else should be gay too.

It has got to the point where one just has to laugh.

 

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