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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 8.12am
The civil engineering t***s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour. Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss. It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead. I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van. I'd guess i had over 100 people watching The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..) At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees ! Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 8.12am

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The civil engineering t***s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour.
Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss.
It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead.
I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van.
I'd guess i had over 100 people watching
The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..)
At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees !

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Aug 21 9.04am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall The civil engineering t*s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour. Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss. It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead. I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van. I'd guess i had over 100 people watching** The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..) At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees ! Im sure you were facing away from the vehicles when you were urinating. Next time, consider disappearing from sight by perhaps venturing into the foliage. Edited by Willo (07 Aug 2021 9.05am)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Aug 21 9.04am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

The civil engineering t***s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour.
Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss.
It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead.
I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van.
I'd guess i had over 100 people watching
The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..)
At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees !

Im sure you were facing away from the vehicles when you were urinating.
Next time, consider disappearing from sight by perhaps venturing into the foliage.

Edited by Willo (07 Aug 2021 9.05am)

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 9.11am
Originally posted by Willo Im sure you were facing away from the vehicles when you were urinating. Next time, consider disappearing from sight by perhaps venturing into the foliage. Edited by Willo (07 Aug 2021 9.05am) i considered this but decided theyd all think Id gone for a crap if I disappeared , so side of van it was. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 9.11am

Originally posted by Willo

Im sure you were facing away from the vehicles when you were urinating.
Next time, consider disappearing from sight by perhaps venturing into the foliage.

Edited by Willo (07 Aug 2021 9.05am)

i considered this but decided theyd all think Id gone for a crap if I disappeared , so side of van it was.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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YT Oxford 07 Aug 21 9.20am
Over the years I've seen numerous Palace signings TAKE the piss in public. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 07 Aug 21 9.20am

Over the years I've seen numerous Palace signings TAKE the piss in public.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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YT Oxford 07 Aug 21 9.21am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall The civil engineering t*s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour. Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss. It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead. I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van. I'd guess i had over 100 people watching The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..)** At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees ! You didn't hide your knob then? Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 07 Aug 21 9.21am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

The civil engineering t***s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour.
Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss.
It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead.
I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van.
I'd guess i had over 100 people watching
The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..)
At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees !

You didn't hide your knob then?

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Teddy Eagle 07 Aug 21 9.22am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall The civil engineering t***s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour. Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss. It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead. I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van. I'd guess i had over 100 people watching The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..) At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees ! I had a similar experience coming home from a darts beano in Margate. The coach was an old one and on the journey home we had to make an urgent pit stop. The driver thought it would be a laugh to leave 25 or so of us hosing down the highway in full view of the other traffic.
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Teddy Eagle

07 Aug 21 9.22am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

I had a similar experience coming home from a darts beano in Margate. The coach was an old one and on the journey home we had to make an urgent pit stop. The driver thought it would be a laugh to leave 25 or so of us hosing down the highway in full view of the other traffic.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Aug 21 9.48am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall i considered this but decided theyd all think Id gone for a crap if I disappeared , so side of van it was. No harm in having a bowel movement.Some kind person might have offered you some tissues or some Izal. Edited by Willo (07 Aug 2021 9.56am)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Aug 21 9.48am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

i considered this but decided theyd all think Id gone for a crap if I disappeared , so side of van it was.

No harm in having a bowel movement.Some kind person might have offered you some tissues or some Izal.

Edited by Willo (07 Aug 2021 9.56am)

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 9.57am
Originally posted by Willo No harm in having a bowel movement.Some kind person might have offered you some tissues. bog roll s ALWAYs kept on the van. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 9.57am

Originally posted by Willo

No harm in having a bowel movement.Some kind person might have offered you some tissues.

bog roll s ALWAYs kept on the van.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 9.58am
Originally posted by YT You didn't hide your knob then? I had considered this may have been the source of her good humour Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 07 Aug 21 9.58am

Originally posted by YT

You didn't hide your knob then?

I had considered this may have been the source of her good humour

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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YT Oxford 07 Aug 21 10.16am
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle I had a similar experience coming home from a darts beano in Margate. The coach was an old one and on the journey home we had to make an urgent pit stop. The driver thought it would be a laugh to leave 25 or so of us hosing down the highway in full view of the other traffic. Yes I saw the video [Link] Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 07 Aug 21 10.16am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Yes I saw the video

[Link]

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 07 Aug 21 10.24am
Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall The civil engineering t***s run over their night work on the m23 thursday night, so kept the entire length (northbound) closed into morning rush hour. Id joined the section of road before the m23 at Handrcoss. It then took me over 2 hours from about 7am to crawl along to the closed start of m23 , which was all being funnelled up the slip road to copthorne / east grinstead. I normally need a pish desperatly once I get to croydon from Goring after about hour & quater drive, so after 2hours had to pull over onto hard shoulder & take a leak up the side of the van. I'd guess i had over 100 people watching The polite woman in car behind me, let me straight back into the que (laughing..) At least i didnt have that curry i was contemplating, although I did see another chap pull over & go into the trees ! Next time go round to the passenger side mate, you'll be hidden from view.
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sickboy

Deal or Croydon 07 Aug 21 10.24am

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

Next time go round to the passenger side mate, you'll be hidden from view.

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Teddy Eagle 07 Aug 21 10.26am
Originally posted by YT Yes I saw the video [Link] There wasn’t much video around back then. There might be some Super-8 footage. Or possibly an engraving.
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Teddy Eagle

07 Aug 21 10.26am

Originally posted by YT

Yes I saw the video

[Link]

There wasn’t much video around back then. There might be some Super-8 footage. Or possibly an engraving.

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