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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 01 Jun 21 8.17pm
Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton. Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common. Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways? "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 01 Jun 21 8.17pm

Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton.

Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common.

Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways?

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Teddy Eagle 01 Jun 21 8.30pm
Thought we’d appointed a Danish manager.
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Teddy Eagle

01 Jun 21 8.30pm

Thought we’d appointed a Danish manager.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 01 Jun 21 9.03pm
Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton. Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common. Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways? a mate of mine had a japenese girlfriend. he had to shag sideways. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 01 Jun 21 9.03pm

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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Just met an old mate for a quick beer who told me that he now has a bent pen!s. Thought he had started following Brighton.

Turns out he has a thing call Peyronie’s disease. Apparently it’s very common.

Anyone in here have this and do you now have to shag sideways?

a mate of mine had a japenese girlfriend.
he had to shag sideways.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 01 Jun 21 9.23pm
Twas on the good ship Venus, my god you should've seen us, The figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast was the Captain's bent p****. etc etc I seem to remember learning this at school, but can't recall the rest. Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.
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Midhurst 01 Jun 21 9.23pm

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Twas on the good ship Venus, my god you should've seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast was the Captain's bent p****.
etc etc

I seem to remember learning this at school, but can't recall the rest.

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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ex hibitionist Hastings 02 Jun 21 9.31am
reminds me of an old film, but you'd have to change the title slightly to 'The L-Shaped Nob'.
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reminds me of an old film, but you'd have to change the title slightly to 'The L-Shaped Nob'.

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 02 Jun 21 9.34am
Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer Twas on the good ship Venus, my god you should've seen us, The figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast was the Captain's bent p**. etc etc I seem to remember learning this at school, but can't recall the rest. On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's p The captain's name was Lugger By Christ he was a bugger He wasn't fit to shovel s* From one ship to another And the second mate was Andy By Christ he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The third mate's name was Morgan By God he was a gorgon From half past eight he played till late Upon the captain's organ The captain's wife was Mabel And by God was she able To give the crew their daily screw Upon the galley table The captain's daughter Charlotte Was born and bred a harlot Her thighs at night were lily white By morning they were scarlet The cabin boy was Kipper By Christ he was a nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper The captain's lovely daughter Liked swimming in the water Delighted squeals came when some eels Found her sexual quarters The cook his name was Freeman And he was a dirty demon And he fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen And the ship's dog was called Rover And we turned the poor thing over And ground and ground that faithful hound From Teneriff to Dover When we reached our station Through skillful navigation The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk From too much fornication On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's p**** You're welcome Glad All Over
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mr. apollo

Somewhere in Switzerland 02 Jun 21 9.34am

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

Twas on the good ship Venus, my god you should've seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast was the Captain's bent p****.
etc etc

I seem to remember learning this at school, but can't recall the rest.

On the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
Sucking a dead man's p****

The captain's name was Lugger
By Christ he was a bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel s***
From one ship to another

And the second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The third mate's name was Morgan
By God he was a gorgon
From half past eight he played till late
Upon the captain's organ

The captain's wife was Mabel
And by God was she able
To give the crew their daily screw
Upon the galley table

The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night were lily white
By morning they were scarlet

The cabin boy was Kipper
By Christ he was a nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

The captain's lovely daughter
Liked swimming in the water
Delighted squeals came when some eels
Found her sexual quarters

The cook his name was Freeman
And he was a dirty demon
And he fed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in semen

And the ship's dog was called Rover
And we turned the poor thing over
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to Dover

When we reached our station
Through skillful navigation
The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk
From too much fornication

On the good ship Venus
By Christ you should have seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
Sucking a dead man's p****

You're welcome

Glad

All

Over

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Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 02 Jun 21 12.03pm
Ha ha, thank you so much for that Mr Apollo. Very enlightening! No wonder I couldn't remember it all. In fact, reading it now, I'm pretty sure I never knew all the verses. Still, at least my education wasn't entirely wasted. Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.
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Palace Old Geezer

Midhurst 02 Jun 21 12.03pm

Ha ha, thank you so much for that Mr Apollo. Very enlightening!

No wonder I couldn't remember it all. In fact, reading it now, I'm pretty sure I never knew all the verses.

Still, at least my education wasn't entirely wasted.

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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Spiderman Horsham 02 Jun 21 12.15pm
Originally posted by mr. apollo On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's p** The captain's name was Lugger By Christ he was a bugger He wasn't fit to shovel s* From one ship to another And the second mate was Andy By Christ he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The third mate's name was Morgan By God he was a gorgon From half past eight he played till late Upon the captain's organ The captain's wife was Mabel And by God was she able To give the crew their daily screw Upon the galley table The captain's daughter Charlotte Was born and bred a harlot Her thighs at night were lily white By morning they were scarlet The cabin boy was Kipper By Christ he was a nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper The captain's lovely daughter Liked swimming in the water Delighted squeals came when some eels Found her sexual quarters The cook his name was Freeman And he was a dirty demon And he fed the crew on menstrual stew And hymens fried in semen And the ship's dog was called Rover And we turned the poor thing over And ground and ground that faithful hound From Teneriff to Dover When we reached our station Through skillful navigation The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk From too much fornication On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed Sucking a dead man's p**** You're welcome All boys School education?
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Spiderman

Horsham 02 Jun 21 12.15pm

Originally posted by mr. apollo