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BudgiesBeak London 25 Dec 20 7.08pm | |
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This story goes back to my youth, which is quite a while ago now. I used to go out with an American girl. On our third date, she turned up wearing a Newcastle United shirt. I asked her about it, and she said "Oh - my previous boyfriend bought me this. He was a big fan of the club. I like the black and white stripes on this, so I wear the shirt a lot."
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 25 Dec 20 8.54pm | |
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Originally posted by BudgiesBeak
This story goes back to my youth, which is quite a while ago now. I used to go out with an American girl. On our third date, she turned up wearing a Newcastle United shirt. I asked her about it, and she said "Oh - my previous boyfriend bought me this. He was a big fan of the club. I like the black and white stripes on this, so I wear the shirt a lot." But you still f@cked her, right?
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 25 Dec 20 9.45pm | |
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first date (with the girl that is still my wife after 30 odd years, )I told her I had puppies and bunnies back at my flat..
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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 26 Dec 20 8.56am | |
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One of my first Summer jobs as a teenager was checking exam marking at Guildford university. There were around 100 teenagers doing the work, and I got really friendly with a girl (Elizabeth) sitting next to me. I visited her at her parents house and we went for walks at the weekend(s).
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Teddy Eagle 26 Dec 20 9.37am | |
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Spiderman Horsham 26 Dec 20 10.09am | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
first date (with the girl that is still my wife after 30 odd years, )I told her I had puppies and bunnies back at my flat.. Serious question. If you are still with your wife after 30 years, why do you still need to use the puppy chat up line?
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PalazioVecchio south pole 26 Dec 20 10.30am | |
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Statistical analysis of Dating Apps shows that most of the women are only interested in the top 5% or 10% of the men. Tall, handsome, wealthy, successful etc. All the young women on there can get some action, effortlessly. The men must struggle & strive to get it. A Ronaldo would get pleny of interest, as would most premier league players. An amateur wannabe football player ? playing for a club in the Conference ? not so much. Many women complain of all these 'pick up artist' untermenschen online. And the absence of a romantically committed Chris Hemsworth who will marry them. There are many parallels with mammals in the animal kingdom then. Edited by PalazioVecchio (26 Dec 2020 10.58am) Edited by PalazioVecchio (26 Dec 2020 10.59am)
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Dec 20 10.31am | |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Serious question. If you are still with your wife after 30 years, why do you still need to use the puppy chat up line? in the context of her general daftness, not specific.
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 26 Dec 20 10.39am | |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
Statistical analysis of Dating Apps shows that most of the women are only interested in the top 5% or 10% of the men. Tall, handsome, wealthy, successful etc. All the young women on there can get some action, effortlessly. The men must struggle & strive to get it. A Ronaldo would get pleny of interest, as would most premier league players. An amateur wannabe player ? not so much. There are many parallels with mammals in the animal kingdom then.
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Badger11 Beckenham 26 Dec 20 12.28pm | |
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Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle
You sound like a mate of mine after he got divorced he was back on the dating scene. He explained when I go to a party or club I head for the ugly girls, you're going to go home with one anyway so why waste the evening and money chatting up the dolly birds and getting nowhere. Actually his new wife is a lovely lady so i think he was joking! Edited by Badger11 (26 Dec 2020 12.29pm)
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Dec 20 1.16pm | |
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Originally posted by Badger11
You sound like a mate of mine after he got divorced he was back on the dating scene. He explained when I go to a party or club I head for the ugly girls, you're going to go home with one anyway so why waste the evening and money chatting up the dolly birds and getting nowhere. Actually his new wife is a lovely lady so i think he was joking! Edited by Badger11 (26 Dec 2020 12.29pm) I used to know a delightful chap who was far from easy on the eye and generally proportioned. I did advise him,tactfully, to consider ladies who perhaps were not so much in demand but my words went unheeded.I did lose touch with this gentleman after I moved from the area and our paths haven't crossed since the 80s.Perhaps he married a 'Miss World' !!
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chris123 hove actually 26 Dec 20 1.38pm | |
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Originally posted by Willo
I used to know a delightful chap who was far from easy on the eye and generally proportioned. I did advise him,tactfully, to consider ladies who perhaps were not so much in demand but my words went unheeded.I did lose touch with this gentleman after I moved from the area and our paths haven't crossed since the 80s.Perhaps he married a 'Miss World' !! A variation of the scattergun gambit perhaps?
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