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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 26 Oct 20 6.50pm

Who would you Ziggy Zig with?

For me:

Gerri
Baby
Posh
The black one
Lesbian spice

To be honest, the top four could all interchange. Even I’d have second thoughts about the scouse one in the tracksuits though.

Come on, tell me who you want, who you really, really want?

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 26 Oct 20 7.04pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

...I'd run a mile.

There's plenty more appealing laydeez in the pubic eye.

 

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kevlee Flag born Wandsworth emigrated to Lanc... 26 Oct 20 7.32pm Send a Private Message to kevlee Add kevlee as a friend

Dangerously "gendered" thread from someone on a yellow..
Scary then posh

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 Oct 20 8.00pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

It's not the worst hostage situation.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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lush1076 Flag leatherhead 26 Oct 20 8.03pm Send a Private Message to lush1076 Add lush1076 as a friend

Posh back door

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Oct 20 8.12pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Who would you Ziggy Zig with?

For me:

Gerri
Baby
Posh
The black one
Lesbian spice

To be honest, the top four could all interchange. Even I’d have second thoughts about the scouse one in the tracksuits though.

Come on, tell me who you want, who you really, really want?

2 large viagra, couple bottles voddy to share around.
Have the lot all well scrubbed & partially shaved.
then go kamikazi & attempt to tackle the lot either 1 at a time or in pairs.
probably get gerri to watch & put her pennys worth in regarding what should go where.

Or simple option,just take baby spice out for a drinking sesh , kebab & ride her like a blackpool donkey.
(probably more realistic this option, although 20 years ago...)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Helmet46 Flag Croydon 26 Oct 20 8.35pm Send a Private Message to Helmet46 Add Helmet46 as a friend

It’s a tough one this. Reckon it’d be Baby first, followed by Gerri and then Posh.

I’d stick the other two on the door to ensure I’m not disturbed.

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 26 Oct 20 10.12pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

2 large viagra, couple bottles voddy to share around.
Have the lot all well scrubbed & partially shaved.
then go kamikazi & attempt to tackle the lot either 1 at a time or in pairs.
probably get gerri to watch & put her pennys worth in regarding what should go where.

Or simple option,just take baby spice out for a drinking sesh , kebab & ride her like a blackpool donkey.
(probably more realistic this option, although 20 years ago...)


Literally have a semi

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Mapletree Flag Croydon 26 Oct 20 10.58pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

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Reminded me of Pete and Dud having a spot of bother with Betty Grable.

 

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Cpfc1861 Flag 27 Oct 20 1.51am Send a Private Message to Cpfc1861 Add Cpfc1861 as a friend

I wouldnt Shag posh on the basis of even if I was exceptional she would still look disappointed. Got to be Baby id give her a prolapse.

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 27 Oct 20 7.32am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Sporty, but she'd have to keep talking, because a lady northern accent does it for me,...

Especially when they say things like "you're the biggest I've ever had",....bloody liars

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

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Teddy Eagle Flag 27 Oct 20 9.08am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Sporty, but she'd have to keep talking, because a lady northern accent does it for me,...

Especially when they say things like "you're the biggest I've ever had",....bloody liars

And it’s not such a compliment if you say the same back.

 

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