I was in hospital in 1984 for 4 weeks. The guy in the bed opposite was a driver for an industrial dry-cleaning firm. He said he was doing a collection from Broadmoor one day, and after loading his baskets, drove to the exit gates.
Whereupon he was stopped by the guards, who asked to check his vehicle.
They found one of the prisoners/patients in one of the laundry baskets. He was quite relieved they found him, but obviously frightened him a fair bit.

I disengage, I turn the page.

Had a heart op in December with no anaesthetic, just a bit of Valium. Young female nurses kept pulling my robe away and giggling when looking at my naked cock and balls due to the type of operation. That included a Spanish or Portuguese male nurse who was probably gay. This was in Brighton. I kept trying to pull it back to cover my precious tools but they kept pulling it away. I couldn’t see because I think I was strapped down. I thought I might have shrivelled due to some nerves having the operation but no. Proudly smiled when I checked they weren’t giggling at a Chipolata.

COYP

the hospital porters at Mayday are all Eagles.

nice to have a chat about Palace while being wheeled to the x-ray department.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

10 years ago I had a heart attack, and was rushed to hospital under blues & twos.
I was wheeled straight into theatre, and whilst horizontal a nurse leaned over and said; 'I'm ever so sorry, but I need to take your underwear off'.
Thank you God.

yourself or your lad ?

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

My wire has a very good friend who is a doctor in A&E. She has a few stories about people she has had to deal with, like the bloke who turned up with a carrot lost up his arse. If that’s not bad enough it’s the Completely stupid excuse people give for there mishaps. Carrot boys was he was doing the hoovering naked then stumbled backwards landing on said vegetable.which he tried to remove but only succeeded in pushing I fully home.