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I enjoyed this What total mess ups have you made? I once drove a Landrover I was delivering to Ashford Middlesex in thick snow. When I got there I looked at the delivery note which clearly stated KCC. Took me a couple of minutes to figure out that was Kent County Council. Edited by Mapletree (08 Aug 2020 12.02am)
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
I hope you explained it was a new design of eccentric stable door as you screwed a hinge onto the off cut
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Originally posted by Mapletree
I hope you explained it was a new design of eccentric stable door as you screwed a hinge onto the off cut Didn’t think of that one but it would have needed a pin headed giraffe to see over the gap and they’re not common in Regent Street where the office was. We just rehung the door with it wedged open hoping the bloke wouldn’t notice until we’d gone. He did.
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My mate was asked to panel out the plumbers new van with plywood. It looked great inside unfortunately all the screws were too long and went right through the sides. It looked like a mad max vehicle. He only kept his job because the plumber needed a driver as he was banned for drink driving.
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Once stole two Grolsch glasses from the pub. Had a few drinks as you do. The pub was a good two miles from my house. I merrily made my way home and dropped and shattered the glasses on my drive way.
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5 years ago was walking my dogs through local woods. A plumpish middle-aged lady was walking her Labrador puppy towards me. Like a true gentleman, I pretended not to have seen anything, .....and put my camera discreetly back in my pocket.
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
5 years ago was walking my dogs through local woods. A plumpish middle-aged lady was walking her Labrador puppy towards me. Like a true gentleman, I pretended not to have seen anything, .....and put my camera discreetly back in my pocket. Middle-aged plumper, the HOL dream.
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We used to take on work experience / junior painters.
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I was putting a beer bottle into the freezer to have a ten minute chill. Shoving it in sideways, pushing the bottom of the bottle hard. And then realizing the fecker was an open bottle. Filled my freezer up with warm beer
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Putting my glass bottle of Tizer in my parents chest freezer for a school trip the next day. Bottle exploded overnight and chest freezer was embedded with glass and Tizer when inspected in the morning. steep learning curve, sometimes
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Few years back I was walking round a remote lake on a blistering hot day looking for new fishing venues, stumbled across a naked couple who had obviously been swimming, she was giving him a BJ, the bloke looked up at me, I said afternoons and kept walking, I don’t know who was the most embarrassed.me or him.
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