Just light hearted to soften the mood
When you were a kid what did you get told would happen if you (the title)
I used to pick my nose a lot and my sisters said my head would cave in.
Eating apple pips a tree would grow in my tummy.
There must be loads so hopefully our memories will help with this...

.....you'll put someone's eye out. Usually said when waving sticks or other objects about.

A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

Cabbage water is my thing mate. Ground pepper job done. Not just your house.

I feel a bit of deja vu ha ha
Although mum was always in charge and many a burnt offering was eaten by him without confrontation.

Who said that?

As a kid growing up in the 80s my old man used to tell us that sitting to close to the Tele would make us cross eyed...

Absolute nonsense of course but my Nickname has always been 'Boss eyed t***'... I still don't know why to this day??..

Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!