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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Apr 20 5.00pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Wonderful though they are with some women, if you talk to them factually....it's like showing mobile phones to a lost forest tribe.

Anyone else feel like that sometimes?

Edited by Stirlingsays (04 Apr 2020 5.01pm)

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 04 Apr 20 5.10pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Wonderful though they are with some women, if you talk to them factually....it's like showing mobile phones to a lost forest tribe.

Anyone else feel like that sometimes?

Edited by Stirlingsays (04 Apr 2020 5.01pm)

Baffling creatures. You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live with ‘em.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Apr 20 5.17pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Baffling creatures. You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live with ‘em.

They haven't done badly for a rib.

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 04 Apr 20 5.32pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

They haven't done badly for a rib.

At least Adam didn’t have a mother-in-law to deal with.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Apr 20 5.42pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

At least Adam didn’t have a mother-in-law to deal with.

Na, just a talking snake and a load of granny smiths.

 


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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 04 Apr 20 6.09pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Na, just a talking snake and a load of granny smiths.

not to be confused with cox, and Stirling I too feel like Ursula Andres in a loin cloth trying to grapple with the ungraspable when reading some of your posts, and I'm not a woman

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 04 Apr 20 6.12pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Too grown up for most of us.
God gave them a brain up top, ours
went downstairs

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 04 Apr 20 6.37pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

the best conversations I have had with women , go along the lines of :

FH: "How much for suck and fcvk ?"

Lady : "fifty Euros for 30 minutes"


job done

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 04 Apr 20 7.05pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Wonderful though they are with some women, if you talk to them factually....it's like showing mobile phones to a lost forest tribe.

Anyone else feel like that sometimes?

Edited by Stirlingsays (04 Apr 2020 5.01pm)


For a real laugh give one a map

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Apr 20 7.15pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

not to be confused with cox, and Stirling I too feel like Ursula Andres in a loin cloth trying to grapple with the ungraspable when reading some of your posts, and I'm not a woman

Yeah, but come on ex....you know you want to be.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Apr 20 7.16pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by cryrst

Too grown up for most of us.
God gave them a brain up top, ours
went downstairs

Does that mean the longer your missile the brainer?

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Apr 20 7.18pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

the best conversations I have had with women , go along the lines of :

FH: "How much for suck and fcvk ?"

Lady : "fifty Euros for 30 minutes"


job done

Isn't that a Romanian marriage vow?

 


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