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Stirlingsays Flag 29 Jul 19 7.12pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Regarding the recent planned event for September......A completely unadvisable event that is....I thought I'd bring this video to everyone's attention.

Ok, mainly Hrolf's.....as I know he loves the alien stuff.

[Link]

 


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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 29 Jul 19 8.08pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Oh dear.

I have actually been past Groom Lake and the idea of anyone storming 'Area 51' is beyond laughable.

The truth might be out there but this is not the way to find it. You would be more likely to collapse from heat exhaustion, be bitten by a rattlesnake or get shot.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 29 Jul 19 8.49pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger

Oh dear.

I have actually been past Groom Lake and the idea of anyone storming 'Area 51' is beyond laughable.

The truth might be out there but this is not the way to find it. You would be more likely to collapse from heat exhaustion, be bitten by a rattlesnake or get shot.

Just more misinformation and side tracking by the US govt to keep us away from the real truth.


Edited by ASCPFC (29 Jul 2019 8.49pm)

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 29 Jul 19 8.56pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Just more misinformation and side tracking by the US govt to keep us away from the real truth.


Edited by ASCPFC (29 Jul 2019 8.49pm)

That we are ruled over by life sized jelly babies.

Trump's the Orange one.....Corbyn's a red one.....and Boris is the blonde one.

 


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Invalid user 2019 Flag 29 Jul 19 10.57pm

Boris Johnson is definitely a Nordic Alien and if this doesn't prove it I don't know what does

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Stirlingsays Flag 29 Jul 19 11.10pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by dollardays

Boris Johnson is definitely a Nordic Alien and if this doesn't prove it I don't know what does


This explains everything.....Now I fear that I may have shagged Boris Johnson back in 1992.

 


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Invalid user 2019 Flag 29 Jul 19 11.19pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays


This explains everything.....Now I fear that I may have shagged Boris Johnson back in 1992.

I fear this may be why he had that bust up with his mrs.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 29 Jul 19 11.35pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by dollardays

I fear this may be why he had that bust up with his mrs.

I've ruined it for him....mind you I don't see that sort hanging around him for too long.....I summise kiss and tell in the papers within two years.

'Boris the misogynist refused to let me go on top'.....'Blonde Ambition but refused to wash up'

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Jul 19 4.25pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by dollardays

Boris Johnson is definitely a Nordic Alien and if this doesn't prove it I don't know what does

Was watching Ancient Aliens about how aliens have interbred with us and changed our genetic makeup. Apparently, in some abduction cases they are still at it.
There was a New Zealand chap who awoke in the night to find himself getting f***ed by a blonde female alien with big eyes. They never mentioned the size of her tits though.

 


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stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 30 Jul 19 4.31pm Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Was watching Ancient Aliens about how aliens have interbred with us and changed our genetic makeup. Apparently, in some abduction cases they are still at it.
There was a New Zealand chap who awoke in the night to find himself getting f***ed by a blonde female alien with big eyes. They never mentioned the size of her tits though.

And people complain about being abducted?
I'm here, come and get me.

 

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stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 30 Jul 19 4.36pm Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Thinking about it why is it the aliens always want to breed with red-neck hillbillys?
Why don't they grab a few intellectuals?

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Jul 19 4.38pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by stuckinbristol

Thinking about it why is it the aliens always want to breed with red-neck hillbillys?
Why don't they grab a few intellectuals?

Are you just jealous?

 


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