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 mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 10 Jul 19 11.17am |
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To my delight, I found out at the weekend that there is no such thing as a seagull. Apparently they're all gulls, but are of the common, herring, black-backed variety but there is no gull known as "sea". Even collectively. Which means the infestation at the Andrex is yet another example of their delusion, pretence and profound inferiority complex. They may as well rename themselves the sky rats.
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| YT Oxford 10 Jul 19 11.42am |
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Oh no! 'A Flock of Seagulls' turned out to be a misnomer.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 10 Jul 19 11.44am |
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Originally posted by YT
Oh no! 'A Flock of Seagulls' turned out to be a misnomer. I think their nickname is well earned. Because just like a seagull I hope they swoop in and out of the PL leaving the customary reminder of what seagulls do best.
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| YT Oxford 10 Jul 19 12.45pm |
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Originally posted by Badger11
I think their nickname is well earned. Because just like a seagull I hope they swoop in and out of the PL leaving the customary reminder of what seagulls do best. I know what the Brighton seagulls do best [Link]
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| Midlands Eagle 10 Jul 19 1.24pm |
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Originally posted by Badger11
I hope they swoop in and out of the PL leaving the customary reminder of what seagulls do best. Steal chips?
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 10 Jul 19 1.50pm |
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These darned birds in my 'neck of the woods' which people refer to as "Seagulls" are a heck of a nuisance. They use vehicles as toilets and when their young are born they dive-bomb those who they believe will be a threat to their offspring which are often high up on roofs of houses.They are a bloody pest.
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 10 Jul 19 1.50pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Oh no! 'A Flock of Seagulls' turned out to be a misnomer. I noticed on the subway yesterday an advert on the train that A Flock of Seagulls are playing at Coney Island in a couple of weeks. If interested they are playing at Dingwall's on Friday!!
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| Midlands Eagle 10 Jul 19 2.25pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
These darned birds in my 'neck of the woods' which people refer to as "Seagulls" are a heck of a nuisance. They use vehicles as toilets and when their young are born they dive-bomb those who they believe will be a threat to their offspring which are often high up on roofs of houses.They are a bloody pest. I used to live in Torquay and they were a real pest thinking nothing of snatch food or ice cream from the hands of toddlers. We get them up here in West Midlands too although we are as far from the sea as one can get but they are the smaller gulls and not those awful Herring Gulls
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| Invalid user 2019 10 Jul 19 8.05pm |
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This changes everything.
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 10 Jul 19 8.13pm |
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was at a pub in salcombe the other day. seagull swept onto the table next to us...my money would have been on him taking the leftover fish or bread... he ate the tartar sauce and left with a butter portion. mad b******
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| Invalid user 2019 10 Jul 19 8.37pm |
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Originally posted by braunstoneagle
was at a pub in salcombe the other day. seagull swept onto the table next to us...my money would have been on him taking the leftover fish or bread... he ate the tartar sauce and left with a butter portion. mad b****** They'll eat anything. I had sausage and chips once. I threw a seagull a chip thinking I was being nice and it kind of launched towards me and the whole lot went flying. Sneaky b******s. But as I say, they'll eat anything. Here's one that fancied a live snake for dinner then just carries on with its day like it's nothing [Link]
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 10 Jul 19 8.54pm |
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Apparently gulls don't have the ability to fart, so if you feed them an Alka-Seltzer squashed into a piece of bread, they explode. Edited by martin2412 (10 Jul 2019 8.55pm)
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