no nothing of a sexual nature, but the t*** milkman that delivers milk between midnight & 2am.
Absolute spanner wakes me up on a regular basis.
always thought 5-7am was the norm.for milky?
Git.

I've got the Worthing midnight charity walk due soon which goes past my corner house en-route with a full night of stewards shouting 'well done' to middle aged women wearing flashing antlers on their heads.
ear plugs job.

Anybody else got people carrying out tasks at strange hours?

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

The milky man always delivers early to guarantee you get milk on your corn flakes and that his s***e vehicle doesn't hold you up when you try to get to work. Very inconsiderate of him.

As for the run thing, that is a b******. I think a good egging is in order.

fair point chris, but midnight is double secret early.

On the milky subject I knew a lad that worked as milkys Saturday boy.
one of the proper 3 wheeler floats.
one Saturday he thought he'd be extra helpful & bring the float 'round the corner to milky.
He kerbed it on the corner & tipped it over.
milky milky everywhere...

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

I haven't seen a milkman and float in literally years. I know they do exist, but very few people use them, plus they work in the middle of the night.

I'd imagine most of their customers must be housebound old age pensioners, as its easy to get milk in all local shops these days, and much cheaper

Yeah, midnight is too keen, bloke's a jobsworth w***er. Egg him as well as the menopausal old tarts doing their fun waddle.

Egging people is sooo last year, you *ahem* milkshake them now

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.