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ex hibitionist Hastings 17 Mar 19 10.44pm
… was in plain evidence during the coverage of Millwall v Brighton. You think he could afford a hair transplant like Wayne Rooney. Never have I enjoyed Brighton winning as much - in fact I never enjoyed the experience before. Sir Bobby, Ralph Coates, Lombardo, Terry Mancini and now Sheringham, can you think up any more footballing baldies, or even better Palace spams?
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… was in plain evidence during the coverage of Millwall v Brighton. You think he could afford a hair transplant like Wayne Rooney. Never have I enjoyed Brighton winning as much - in fact I never enjoyed the experience before. Sir Bobby, Ralph Coates, Lombardo, Terry Mancini and now Sheringham, can you think up any more footballing baldies, or even better Palace spams?

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ChrisGC Wantage 17 Mar 19 10.48pm
f***er looked 40 when he was 20, and now he's 50 still looks 40. He's got a bizarre old fashioned face which I can't get past to judge the rug.
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Wantage 17 Mar 19 10.48pm

f***er looked 40 when he was 20, and now he's 50 still looks 40.

He's got a bizarre old fashioned face which I can't get past to judge the rug.

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Teddy Eagle 17 Mar 19 11.51pm
Zidane had a bald spot and a half. Arjen Robben went for the Shearer tide going out look. David Armstrong’s Barnet leapt out when he was about 23. John Dempsey might have been bald if he hadn’t had a truly bizarre hair creation going on.
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17 Mar 19 11.51pm

Zidane had a bald spot and a half. Arjen Robben went for the Shearer tide going out look. David Armstrong’s Barnet leapt out when he was about 23. John Dempsey might have been bald if he hadn’t had a truly bizarre hair creation going on.

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Casual Orpington 18 Mar 19 6.37am
Originally posted by ex hibitionist … was in plain evidence during the coverage of Millwall v Brighton. You think he could afford a hair transplant like Wayne Rooney. Never have I enjoyed Brighton winning as much - in fact I never enjoyed the experience before. Sir Bobby, Ralph Coates, Lombardo, Terry Mancini and now Sheringham, can you think up any more footballing baldies, or even better Palace spams? No way that was a syrup. If it was, why would he buy one with a hole in the back? But mental that a man that we have known for 40 years , with fair hair, decides to dye it dark brown , when he started to go grey. If he could pick his hair dye aswell as he could pick a pass, he’d have been ok.
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Orpington 18 Mar 19 6.37am

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

No way that was a syrup. If it was, why would he buy one with a hole in the back?
But mental that a man that we have known for 40 years , with fair hair, decides to dye it dark brown , when he started to go grey.
If he could pick his hair dye aswell as he could pick a pass, he’d have been ok.

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Midlands Eagle 18 Mar 19 8.25am
Originally posted by Casual mental that a man that we have known for 40 years , with fair hair, decides to dye it dark brown , when he started to go grey. I started to go grey in my early forties so tried out Just For Men to remind myself what I used to look like. I paid my daily visit to the local off licence and the attractive girl behind the counter took one look at me and burst out laughing.
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Originally posted by Casual

mental that a man that we have known for 40 years , with fair hair, decides to dye it dark brown , when he started to go grey.

I started to go grey in my early forties so tried out Just For Men to remind myself what I used to look like.

I paid my daily visit to the local off licence and the attractive girl behind the counter took one look at me and burst out laughing.

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Badger11 Beckenham 18 Mar 19 8.32am
Originally posted by Midlands Eagle I started to go grey in my early forties so tried out Just For Men to remind myself what I used to look like. I paid my daily visit to the local off licence and the attractive girl behind the counter took one look at me and burst out laughing. I feel your pain been there made the same mistake. If anyone is thinking about it don't. Edited by Badger11 (18 Mar 2019 8.33am) One more point
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Beckenham 18 Mar 19 8.32am

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I started to go grey in my early forties so tried out Just For Men to remind myself what I used to look like.

I paid my daily visit to the local off licence and the attractive girl behind the counter took one look at me and burst out laughing.

I feel your pain been there made the same mistake. If anyone is thinking about it don't.

Edited by Badger11 (18 Mar 2019 8.33am)

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Mar 19 8.57am
Originally posted by Midlands Eagle I started to go grey in my early forties so tried out Just For Men to remind myself what I used to look like. I paid my daily visit to the local off licence and the attractive girl behind the counter took one look at me and burst out laughing. Perhaps 'Grecian 2000' might have been better. Older women dye their hair and this is accepted but once a gentleman of advanced years does this and it is obvious, he can be the centre of ridicule.
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South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Mar 19 8.57am

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I started to go grey in my early forties so tried out Just For Men to remind myself what I used to look like.

I paid my daily visit to the local off licence and the attractive girl behind the counter took one look at me and burst out laughing.

Perhaps 'Grecian 2000' might have been better.

Older women dye their hair and this is accepted but once a gentleman of advanced years does this and it is obvious, he can be the centre of ridicule.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Mar 19 8.58am
I have to admit that I never saw Sheringham on the TV so have no view as to whether he was a wearer of a toupee.No shame in adorning a weave or undergoing hair replacement treatment.For avoidance of doubt I can confirm I have not availed of either ! Edited by Willo (18 Mar 2019 9.01am)
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South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Mar 19 8.58am

I have to admit that I never saw Sheringham on the TV so have no view as to whether he was a wearer of a toupee.No shame in adorning a weave or undergoing hair replacement treatment.For avoidance of doubt I can confirm I have not availed of either !

Edited by Willo (18 Mar 2019 9.01am)

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Badger11 Beckenham 18 Mar 19 9.20am
Originally posted by Willo Perhaps 'Grecian 2000' might have been better. Older women dye their hair and this is accepted but once a gentleman of advanced years does this and it is obvious, he can be the centre of ridicule. My mistake I should have gone to a hairdresser and had it coloured properly which is what women do. The do it yourself kits for men are not very good. Today I am facing a race between going white (already grey) and losing my hair I don't care ah the follies of youth. One more point
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Beckenham 18 Mar 19 9.20am

Originally posted by Willo

Perhaps 'Grecian 2000' might have been better.

Older women dye their hair and this is accepted but once a gentleman of advanced years does this and it is obvious, he can be the centre of ridicule.

My mistake I should have gone to a hairdresser and had it coloured properly which is what women do. The do it yourself kits for men are not very good. Today I am facing a race between going white (already grey) and losing my hair I don't care ah the follies of youth.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Mar 19 9.27am
Originally posted by Badger11 My mistake I should have gone to a hairdresser and had it coloured properly which is what women do. The do it yourself kits for men are not very good. Today I am facing a race between going white (already grey) and losing my hair I don't care ah the follies of youth. I am led to believe that certain older ladies actually change the colour of their hair at home. In terms of gentleman, if one is of advanced years with a well-weathered face, a jet black mane is not the best look and having witnessed this look I have concluded that the person in question would have been better advised to display their grey locks.Grey and white can look quite distinguished on both males and females.
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South coast - west of Brighton. 18 Mar 19 9.27am

Originally posted by Badger11

I am led to believe that certain older ladies actually change the colour of their hair at home.

In terms of gentleman, if one is of advanced years with a well-weathered face, a jet black mane is not the best look and having witnessed this look I have concluded that the person in question would have been better advised to display their grey locks.Grey and white can look quite distinguished on both males and females.

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