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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 03 Feb 19 5.12pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Like that Scouse woman who cleans toilets and accuses men of 'pebble dashing' or Biggins, Sue Pollard,camp Italians off Stricttly ... you could call them D List celebs I suppose, but there are a number of these people who earn a free lance living by turning up somewhere and flouncing in with trumped up bonhomie and go on to peddle bullsh*t in a loud voice, Stacy Solomon there's another, but I'm making the Scouse cleaner my number one choice for professional tw*t as her most accurate job description, be nice to hear yours. PS what's her name?

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 03 Feb 19 5.57pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

Like that Scouse woman who cleans toilets and accuses men of 'pebble dashing' or Biggins, Sue Pollard,camp Italians off Stricttly ... you could call them D List celebs I suppose, but there are a number of these people who earn a free lance living by turning up somewhere and flouncing in with trumped up bonhomie and go on to peddle bullsh*t in a loud voice, Stacy Solomon there's another, but I'm making the Scouse cleaner my number one choice for professional tw*t as her most accurate job description, be nice to hear yours. PS what's her name?

Sorloth..

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Feb 19 6.18pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

diane abbott
fool of a took, as Gandalf would say...

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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chris123 Flag hove actually 03 Feb 19 6.19pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Ajax Aggie frae Aviemore.

 

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 03 Feb 19 7.29pm

Not D list by any means but Lineker has been stealing a living for years. No insight and no discernible talent as a broadcaster. Just a grey man. A smug, over paid, grey man.

Back to D-list celeb top trumps:


Scarlett Moffitt.

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 03 Feb 19 7.47pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Gemma Collins.

The Godmunter of the 'D' list.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Invalid user 2019 Flag 03 Feb 19 8.41pm

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

diane abbott
fool of a took, as Gandalf would say...

A face as smug as they come and a hair cut Stevie Wonder would be ashamed of doing

 

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ChrisGC Flag Wantage 03 Feb 19 11.31pm

Originally posted by dollardays

A face as smug as they come and a hair cut Stevie Wonder would be ashamed of doing

Lol. I always pondered whether it's a syrup, but surely you wouldn't chose a rug like that? Then again, who goes into a hairdresser and asks for that?!

 

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becky Flag over the moon 04 Feb 19 11.27am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Russell Brand

Not funny, but has an opinion on everything that he thinks everyone should be interested in.

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 04 Feb 19 11.38am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Russell Brand

Not funny, but has an opinion on everything that he thinks everyone should be interested in.

I was going to mention him and Lilly Allen but then I thought they go without saying.

By the way what have either done of any note recently? Their careers now seem mostly to be about Twitter comments.

 


One more point

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 04 Feb 19 4.38pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by becky

Russell Brand

Not funny, but has an opinion on everything that he thinks everyone should be interested in.

Needs castrating without an anaesthetic.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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syd snot Flag munich 04 Feb 19 4.50pm Send a Private Message to syd snot Add syd snot as a friend

Alan Carr and absolute oxygen thief of the highest order

 

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