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Stirlingsays Flag 21 Dec 18 7.13pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

So Forbes magazine have released the latest list of the world's best-paid comedians......While we could argue about the quality on this list....Feminists and the BBC (as if there's a difference) have noted the lack of women on the list.

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I'm reminded me of the late great Christopher Hitchens and his article for Vanity Fair called, 'Why Women Aren't Funny'.

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It was mostly tongue in cheek of course because there are funny women, but the points Hitchens makes are all true for the general population.....In general most women just don't have the same biological requirement.

Of course there will be the soy boys who fall over themselves laughing at Miranda Hart....but less said about them the better.

Edited by Stirlingsays (21 Dec 2018 7.14pm)

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 21 Dec 18 7.14pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Sorry....should be in general talk.

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 21 Dec 18 7.35pm

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

So Forbes magazine have released the latest list of the world's best-paid comedians......While we could argue about the quality on this list....Feminists and the BBC (as if there's a difference) have noted the lack of women on the list.

[Link]

I'm reminded me of the late great Christopher Hitchens and his article for Vanity Fair called, 'Why Women Aren't Funny'.

[Link]

It was mostly tongue in cheek of course because there are funny women, but the points Hitchens makes are all true for the general population.....In general most women just don't have the same biological requirement.

Of course there will be the soy boys who fall over themselves laughing at Miranda Hart....but less said about them the better.

Edited by Stirlingsays (21 Dec 2018 7.14pm)


No they aren't funny. They are however great at cooking and cleaning though.

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 21 Dec 18 7.38pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


No they aren't funny. They are however great at cooking and cleaning though.

Great at sucking too.

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 21 Dec 18 7.44pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

As the great and much lamented Reborn said.... Snakes with tits.

 


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becky Flag over the moon 21 Dec 18 9.28pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

As the great and much lamented Reborn said.... Snakes with tits.

I thought that was dannyh (the Mk1 version)

 


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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 21 Dec 18 9.41pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by becky

I thought that was dannyh (the Mk1 version)

HOLs jo Brand.
dont f*** with Becky


 


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chris123 Flag hove actually 21 Dec 18 9.46pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

As the great and much lamented Bateman's Eagle said....a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 21 Dec 18 10.02pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by chris123

As the great and much lamented Bateman's Eagle said....a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.

Ha ha

 

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Stirlingsays Flag 21 Dec 18 10.03pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

To paraphrase Grease.....Women are great for fifteen minutes, but what do you do with the rest of the day?

Edited by Stirlingsays (21 Dec 2018 10.03pm)

 


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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 21 Dec 18 10.47pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

What is silly about that article is the implied assumption that women are not getting the breaks. However comedians make their money from a number of sources not from a single source. TV is a big one but so our tours and dvd's and books etc. Some comedians book and fill the 02 others can barely raise a crowd at Up the Creek (comedy club).

So if anyone is not making enough money its because either the public don't find them funny or they have a bad publicist and a bad agent either way its down to them.

Victoria Wood over Miranda Hart any day.


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One more point

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Stuk Flag Top half 21 Dec 18 10.58pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

There's no Asian people either and they outweigh women in number as a world demographic. I've no idea who 6-10 are though.

She should try being in funny, instead of being so crass that she got fired. It must be hard to claim to be a comedian when an entire family of cartoon namesakes is better at it than you.

Katherine Ryan is quality. Easily in my own top 10 of current comics.

 


Optimistic as ever

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