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 ex hibitionist  Hastings 24 Sep 18 8.03pm |
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are usually worse than the jokes in Christmas crackers, cos at least they know they're not funny, anyone got a half way funny example or your most irritating from stickers and mugs, I'm with stupid, you don't have to be mad to work here etc actually don't bother I'm just bored and don't deserve any replies
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chateauferret  24 Sep 18 11.13pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
are usually worse than the jokes in Christmas crackers, cos at least they know they're not funny, anyone got a half way funny example or your most irritating from stickers and mugs, I'm with stupid, you don't have to be mad to work here etc actually don't bother I'm just bored and don't deserve any replies The funniest joke I've seen on anything like this is the rose water bowl thing as yet unclaimed sitting on a hot desk in my office and endorsed with the following ridiculous device: "West Ham United".
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 25 Sep 18 8.43am |
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Being sold in Australia many,many years ago, a car sticker with the words : "Grow your own dope - plant a Pom". Edited by Willo (25 Sep 2018 8.44am)
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Pussay Patrol  25 Sep 18 10.01am |
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"Rugby is a game played by men with odd shaped balls"
Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah |
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 becky over the moon 25 Sep 18 10.03am |
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T-shirt on sale in Yeovil: Fat people are harder to kidnap.
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 25 Sep 18 10.10am |
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This reminded me of seeing a T-shirt, many years ago, worn by a girl with rather substantial bosoms with the words : "Virginia - They call be virgin for short but not for long"
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 25 Sep 18 10.25am |
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"child on board",...makes me think "cvnt of a driver" I'm funny that way. So I tailgate them
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 25 Sep 18 10.33am |
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"Made in China" that joke is still going strong Edited by Forest Hillbilly (25 Sep 2018 10.33am)
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| YT Oxford 25 Sep 18 10.44am |
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In red letters on a car sticker: “If this writing is blue, you are approaching too fast”
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| stuckinbristol In the woodwork. 25 Sep 18 10.45am |
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The one on the back of cars with the silhouette of their family members in a line, often wonder what happens when one of them dies, do they take their silhouette off? On the back/front/side of Land Rovers, ONE LIFE, LIVE IT. So just because you drive a totally unsuitable vehicle around town you think you are living life? To**ers!
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| YT Oxford 25 Sep 18 12.37pm |
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Originally posted by stuckinbristol
The one on the back of cars with the silhouette of their family members in a line, often wonder what happens when one of them dies, do they take their silhouette off? On the back/front/side of Land Rovers, ONE LIFE, LIVE IT. So just because you drive a totally unsuitable vehicle around town you think you are living life? To**ers! On the silhouette...are there silhouettes for disabled family members (wheelchair-bound etc)? On the Land Rovers - I couldn’t agree more!! Edited by YT (25 Sep 2018 12.38pm)
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| stuckinbristol In the woodwork. 25 Sep 18 12.52pm |
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Originally posted by YT
On the silhouette...are there silhouettes for disabled family members (wheelchair-bound etc)? On the Land Rovers - I couldn’t agree more!! Edited by YT (25 Sep 2018 12.38pm) Just did a quick search, and it appears that a disabled person one isn't commonly available, this just makes me hate them more the un-inclusive wa**ers!
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