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Man convicted for carrying potato peeler.
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 Stirlingsays  28 May 18 1.33am |
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A man in Scotland has been arrested and convicted for carrying a unlicensed potato peeler...up for a maximum of four years... 'Officer, that potato peeler nearly took my eye out! Arrest the peeler...peeler'. 'Come on lad....where are the potatos?....the game's up!'
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'You may take our lives, but you can never take our potato peelers!' becky over the moon 28 May 18 5.33am |
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Thank goodness it's Jersey Royal season..... at least I'm safe til I can get me licence for all 3 peelers in the kitchen drawer, before I take them to the seaside for the day.......
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| YT Oxford 28 May 18 6.58am |
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Looks like the convicted man has had his chips.
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PhuketEagle  Phuket 28 May 18 7.45am |
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This will go to the Court of A-peel
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| Stirlingsays 28 May 18 8.15am |
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Maybe he legitimately thought he was going to be attacked by a large gang of potatos.....I mean you never know, it could happen. Some of those King Edwards are real bruisers.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 28 May 18 9.29am |
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Some of the older members on here might remember the TV programme "Police 5" where presenter Shaw Taylor used to say at the end "Keep em peeled" !
Edited by Willo (28 May 2018 9.30am)
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| gambler Kent 28 May 18 9.33am |
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Originally posted by Willo
Some of the older members on here might remember the TV programme "Police 5" where presenter Shaw Taylor used to say at the end "Keep em peeled" !
Edited by Willo (28 May 2018 9.30am) Ok I remember it and I'm not old! Or am I?
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| YT Oxford 28 May 18 9.39am |
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Originally posted by Willo
Some of the older members on here might remember the TV programme "Police 5" where presenter Shaw Taylor used to say at the end "Keep em peeled" !
Edited by Willo (28 May 2018 9.30am) I do indeed, Willo. I met Shaw Taylor once. Lovely man. The story goes that he fell out with the ITV powers that be, because they didn’t embrace his idea for a full-on ‘public helps police investigations’ show. They said it would never be popular. Then the BBC launched ‘Crimewatch’, which ran for 33 years and was very popular!
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 28 May 18 9.50am |
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You can also peel carrots with that offensive weapon!!!! Bring back the death penalty.
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 28 May 18 9.56am |
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Sir Robert Peel,founder of modern Policing has a lot to answer for !
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| .TUX. 28 May 18 10.25am |
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Originally posted by collier row eagle
You can also peel carrots with that offensive weapon!!!! Bring back the death penalty. It's hardly a Weapon of Mash Destruction is it? Ok, i'll get my coat.............
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 28 May 18 10.38am |
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Originally posted by .TUX.
Ok, i'll get my coat............. Very good ! Thumbs up !
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