Anyone taking any Saturday?
Must have been so bad at the away game with all of the invisible weapons , that they moved the game to, er, 3 o’clock on a Saturday

i will be bringing them flowers of condolence on losing the game. Take these flowers to the south coast, we will be keeping the 3 points.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (11 Apr 2018 9.07pm)

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Are the Brighton supporters going to have happy clappy sticks again?

I have an imaginary taser that I'll be taking. I was going to go with an imaginary sawn-off but thought this was going a bit too far.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

I will be taking imaginary pizza also because of my love of Turtles growing up. No anchovies though

us older fella's have embraced the new technology.
its cordless power tools for me.
I'm taking a Ryobi cordless router(with the long life battery)
Although I personally find there is nothing worse than the decorators wallpaper paste laden brush slapped down the crack of a builders Dagenham cleavage.
could be tricky getting into selhurst with a bucket of solvite though.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.