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I have never understood whom would purchase luggage from one of those luggage shops at airports, that you pass after you have gone through security and passport control. Why would you do that? Where would you put a hold sized Tumi wheelie on a flight if the luggage was empty? I also don’t understand why chick peas are not in the ‘beans’ section at Purley Tesco. As far as I am concerned, all pulses should be located in one aisle. However, f***ing Tesco’s has a different idea, which last Saturday, took me thirty f***ing minutes to find the f***ing chick peas, which turned out to be around the corner from the f***ing beans. Also, there is a bottle of Advocaat behind the bar of my local which has been untouched for around three years. Who would go into a pub and order a nice, lukewarm, vomit textured glass of Advocaat? What aspects of modern life confuses you?
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Have to agree about the luggage. One time a wheel fell off on the way to the airport. I still couldn't be bothered to buy a new suitcase when I arrived. As it's a football forum how about half and half scarves. What on earth is that all about.
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I have never understood whom would purchase luggage from one of those luggage shops at airports, that you pass after you have gone through security and passport control. Why would you do that? Where would you put a hold sized Tumi wheelie on a flight if the luggage was empty? I also don’t understand why chick peas are not in the ‘beans’ section at Purley Tesco. As far as I am concerned, all pulses should be located in one aisle. However, f***ing Tesco’s has a different idea, which last Saturday, took me thirty f***ing minutes to find the f***ing chick peas, which turned out to be around the corner from the f***ing beans. Also, there is a bottle of Advocaat behind the bar of my local which has been untouched for around three years. Who would go into a pub and order a nice, lukewarm, vomit textured glass of Advocaat? What aspects of modern life confuses you? Why people take the time to vote when nothing ever changes.
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Originally posted by .TUX.
Why people take the time to vote when nothing ever changes. Come on TUXy, this is General Talk. Are you consumed with a Marathon/Snickers turmoil? Don’t get Ugg boots on men? Have an issue with the multitude of different payment systems?
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Ring pulls on tins. They only seem to be on selected tins. But wtf would they put them on baked bean tins? Baked beans filled to the brim with tomato sauce and fiddly to open. Splash every time. Baked beans! Why?
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People wearing pj’s and a dressing gown in a supermarket. I saw it today at 12:20pm - mental!
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Come on TUXy, this is General Talk. Are you consumed with a Marathon/Snickers turmoil? Don’t get Ugg boots on men? Have an issue with the multitude of different payment systems? Fair dues bud. ..............and Marathon, not Snickers.
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Rubbish bins only collected every fortnight...one week general one week recycling.
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And people still not being able to use thier indicators...or manage to get out of the middle lane. Edited by elgrande (16 Jan 2018 9.52pm)
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Hrolf.
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Flat earthers. Claudia Winkleman.
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The Northern lass on BBC Breakfast who presents the so-called ‘Business News’ slot, which more often than not covers ‘Personal Finance’ issues such as: switching bank accounts, energy bills, personal debt, cost of childcare, blah blah blah. How can this be?
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