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Johng Flag 09 Jan 18 8.46am Send a Private Message to Johng Add Johng as a friend

I am absolutely fuming. Just what the hell was Hodgson thinking of last night? It wasn't just any game. This was, with the possible exception of the league games against the scum, the most important fixture of the season; an opportunity to crush our most hated opponents and to relive F.A. cup battles of yesteryear. So what does our beloved manager do? I'll tell what he does He leaves out our best players. Where the f**k were Zaha, Benteke, Milivojevic , and Tomkins?

It's quite clear that Hodgson just doesn't give a toss about the history and traditions of this club. He needs to be given his marching orders immediately and to be replaced by Mark (Sparky) Hughes.

And before anybody starts slagging me off on here. Let me tell you that I did MY duty last night. I was there, slashing tyres, breaking windows and dishing out all the homophobic abuse I could muster. How many of you can say the same?


Edited by Johng (09 Jan 2018 9.03am)

 

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AussiePalace Flag Melbourne, Australia 09 Jan 18 8.48am Send a Private Message to AussiePalace Add AussiePalace as a friend

Haha. Wow.

 


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southnorwoodhill Flag 09 Jan 18 8.58am Send a Private Message to southnorwoodhill Add southnorwoodhill as a friend

Good lord...

 

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 09 Jan 18 9.05am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Too many people fixated on and obsessed with this tie. Ground was half empty from their point of view. Atmosphere was poor. Most certainly didn't live up to the hype and fanfare. We have an injury list as long as your arm now with two more additions to it. We didn't play a second string time. We played the only string team we have. Yes I would have liked a cup run. Am I obsessed like some with every twist and turn of BHA... NO !

 


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Beastie Flag 09 Jan 18 9.10am Send a Private Message to Beastie Add Beastie as a friend

Originally posted by Johng

I am absolutely fuming. Just what the hell was Hodgson thinking of last night? It wasn't just any game. This was, with the possible exception of the league games against the scum, the most important fixture of the season; an opportunity to crush our most hated opponents and to relive F.A. cup battles of yesteryear. So what does our beloved manager do? I'll tell what he does He leaves out our best players. Where the f**k were Zaha, Benteke, Milivojevic , and Tomkins?

It's quite clear that Hodgson just doesn't give a toss about the history and traditions of this club. He needs to be given his marching orders immediately and to be replaced by Mark (Sparky) Hughes.

And before anybody starts slagging me off on here. Let me tell you that I did MY duty last night. I was there, slashing tyres, breaking windows and dishing out all the homophobic abuse I could muster. How many of you can say the same?


Edited by Johng (09 Jan 2018 9.03am)


You're not funny mate.

 

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PZ Eagle Flag Penzance 09 Jan 18 9.14am Send a Private Message to PZ Eagle Add PZ Eagle as a friend

Sorry but the most important fixture of the season is our next match against Burnley. After that there is the next most important fixture of the season and so on and so on until we are mathematically safe from the drop.

Edited by PZ Eagle (09 Jan 2018 9.15am)

 


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OhthisbloodyPC Flag 09 Jan 18 9.20am

You are absolutely right Johng

I hadn't really thought about this before, but suddenly the mists have cleared and I can see the world in its full horror.

Why oh why have I wasted my life supporting Crystal Palace?

I have always had a sneaking respect for Brighton, but I tired to suppress. Gullophobia, psychiatrists call it.

Thank you for enlightening me.

Wait, hang on, you're not secretly a Brighton fan who is taking the piss are you?

Originally posted by Johng

I am absolutely fuming. Just what the hell was Hodgson thinking of last night? It wasn't just any game. This was, with the possible exception of the league games against the scum, the most important fixture of the season; an opportunity to crush our most hated opponents and to relive F.A. cup battles of yesteryear. So what does our beloved manager do? I'll tell what he does He leaves out our best players. Where the f**k were Zaha, Benteke, Milivojevic , and Tomkins?

It's quite clear that Hodgson just doesn't give a toss about the history and traditions of this club. He needs to be given his marching orders immediately and to be replaced by Mark (Sparky) Hughes.

And before anybody starts slagging me off on here. Let me tell you that I did MY duty last night. I was there, slashing tyres, breaking windows and dishing out all the homophobic abuse I could muster. How many of you can say the same?


Edited by Johng (09 Jan 2018 9.03am)

 

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pompeyeagle Flag Relocated to Shropshire 09 Jan 18 9.22am Send a Private Message to pompeyeagle Add pompeyeagle as a friend

You had me going there. I actually thought you were serious until I read the last bit.

 

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kenners46 Flag sydenham village 09 Jan 18 9.26am Send a Private Message to kenners46 Add kenners46 as a friend

Quick quiz, this guy has admitted four criminal offences, three are obvious so what is the fourth ?

 

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thechaddyboy Flag Peterborough 09 Jan 18 9.27am Send a Private Message to thechaddyboy Add thechaddyboy as a friend

Premiership survival is far more important than a poxy egg cup match, even against them.

 


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OhthisbloodyPC Flag 09 Jan 18 9.27am

Originally posted by pompeyeagle

You had me going there. I actually thought you were serious until I read the last bit.


I know, he was doing well with the satire, but he went too far.

Still, I have to admire his work. He was almost there. Like he performed a mazy dribble, went round the keeper, then tried something fancy and put the ball wide.

 

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boo909 Flag Figeac 09 Jan 18 12.00pm Send a Private Message to boo909 Add boo909 as a friend

Haha, some of the rubbish some people have been spouting is not far short of this.

 


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