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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 21 Oct 17 6.14pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

that is the statistic i am getting from the BBC football website.

so, basically the Geordie Goalkeeper could have stayed in his dugout and drunk Nukee-Brown-Ale for the duration of the game ?


so, now its a simple decision for the senior management :

a ) spend money like a Pablo Escobar type and hope for a miracle in form. Form on a par with the teams near the top of the table

or

b) start making our plans for the Championship in August 2018.

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Edited by PalazioVecchio (21 Oct 2017 6.15pm)

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

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leifandersonshair Flag Newport 21 Oct 17 6.29pm Send a Private Message to leifandersonshair Add leifandersonshair as a friend

And yet, we were 4 minutes from getting a point

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 21 Oct 17 6.32pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

I've seen nothing yet that says spend for survival but the sensible answer is neither of your choices. It's prepare for both and then make the decision after Christmas and maybe even delay until the last days of January. For the first time it might probably be sensible.

 


COYP

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Bangell Flag Oxford 21 Oct 17 7.38pm Send a Private Message to Bangell Add Bangell as a friend

I don't know about spending money like Pablo Escobar, but murdering our rivals might work

 

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larscc Flag Nrond y 21 Oct 17 7.48pm

Thanks, Palazio, for pointing this out. We did not produce one shot on target, and without that you need an own goal to win. Derby went down 10 years ago with 11 points, but managed to score 20 goals. Do anybody believe we can beat either?

 

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Direwolf Flag Lincoln 21 Oct 17 7.53pm Send a Private Message to Direwolf Add Direwolf as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

that is the statistic i am getting from the BBC football website.

so, basically the Geordie Goalkeeper could have stayed in his dugout and drunk Nukee-Brown-Ale for the duration of the game ?


so, now its a simple decision for the senior management :

a ) spend money like a Pablo Escobar type and hope for a miracle in form. Form on a par with the teams near the top of the table

or

b) start making our plans for the Championship in August 2018.

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Edited by PalazioVecchio (21 Oct 2017 6.15pm)

Yes - he will not have to wash his gloves. His forehead may need a wipe though as he did have to rush out of his area and head the ball clear once.

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 21 Oct 17 8.23pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Zero shots on target and zero strikers available. Maybe this time Parish might have learnt his lesson. Maybe not of course. I get the impression his seat in the directors box is the closest he's ever been to a football pitch.

 


COYP

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chateauferret Flag 21 Oct 17 8.24pm

Last season we beat Watford with zero shots on target.

 


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Maine Eagle Flag USA 21 Oct 17 8.43pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Thats what you get when you play 2 wingers up front. Sure - it worked out last week as we got a lucky goal then Zaha scored a blinder, but its not going to work on a regular basis. We dont have any strikers at the club worth starting, and we are not putting shots on target or scoring goals....I wonder if those facts are related.....

 


Trump lost. Badly. Hahahahahahaha.

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cardiff eagle Flag 21 Oct 17 8.48pm Send a Private Message to cardiff eagle Add cardiff eagle as a friend

Originally posted by chateauferret

Last season we beat Watford with zero shots on target.

I love how we set such s*** records!

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 21 Oct 17 9.51pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Maine Eagle

Thats what you get when you play 2 wingers up front. Sure - it worked out last week as we got a lucky goal then Zaha scored a blinder, but its not going to work on a regular basis. We dont have any strikers at the club worth starting, and we are not putting shots on target or scoring goals....I wonder if those facts are related.....

I think you might be onto something. Get Hol radio to ask Steve if he sees a correlation? Actually don't bother. The window is shut.

I wonder if Parish had any accounts at Tag without any account managers or sales targets without any sales people. So why here?

 


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rollercoaster Flag Cornwall 21 Oct 17 10.18pm Send a Private Message to rollercoaster Add rollercoaster as a friend

Shots on target is a useless statistic, a bit like hitting shots straight at the keeper just to improve the stats. Appreciate we didn't score but we had chances today and that is more important than shots on target.

I am concerned however that we are still conceding from free kicks, we really need a better plan to stop that happening. A point at Newcastle would have been a good result.

 

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