Benteke's feelings on Zaha

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wwarr009 05 Sep 17 5.08pm
I was in my local hairdresser recently and the hairdresser knew a friend of Wilf and said that Benteke and Wilf can't play together anymore because Benteke ordered a Pinapple and mushroom pizza when Wilf didn't want that and is allergic! Thoughts? Edited by wwarr009 (05 Sep 2017 5.10pm) Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat the more you sit on the toilet seat
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05 Sep 17 5.08pm

I was in my local hairdresser recently and the hairdresser knew a friend of Wilf and said that Benteke and Wilf can't play together anymore because Benteke ordered a Pinapple and mushroom pizza when Wilf didn't want that and is allergic! Thoughts?

Edited by wwarr009 (05 Sep 2017 5.10pm)

Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat the more you sit on the toilet seat

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Midlands Eagle 05 Sep 17 5.11pm
Is school out already?
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05 Sep 17 5.11pm

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Is school out already?

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wwarr009 05 Sep 17 5.15pm
Originally posted by Midlands Eagle Is school out already? I don't go to school I'm only 3 Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat the more you sit on the toilet seat
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wwarr009

05 Sep 17 5.15pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Is school out already?

I don't go to school I'm only 3

Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat the more you sit on the toilet seat

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Ginger Pubic Wig Wickham de L'Ouest 05 Sep 17 5.16pm
you'd make a good friend to ohthisbloodypc. He was/is similarly batty. If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.
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you'd make a good friend to ohthisbloodypc. He was/is similarly batty.

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

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eagle180 Croydon 05 Sep 17 5.17pm
Makes more sense than the never ending Hennessey thread. Twitter @DelMay
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Croydon 05 Sep 17 5.17pm

Makes more sense than the never ending Hennessey thread.

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YT Oxford 05 Sep 17 5.19pm
Originally posted by wwarr009 I was in my local hairdresser recently and the hairdresser knew a friend of Wilf and said that Benteke and Wilf can't play together anymore because Benteke ordered a Pinapple and mushroom pizza when Wilf didn't want that and is allergic! Thoughts? Edited by wwarr009 (05 Sep 2017 5.10pm) Lucky you! What was she like? No; this sounds like a HALF BAKED story with no BASE-is in fact. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 05 Sep 17 5.19pm

Originally posted by wwarr009

I was in my local hairdresser recently and the hairdresser knew a friend of Wilf and said that Benteke and Wilf can't play together anymore because Benteke ordered a Pinapple and mushroom pizza when Wilf didn't want that and is allergic! Thoughts?

Edited by wwarr009 (05 Sep 2017 5.10pm)

Lucky you! What was she like?

No; this sounds like a HALF BAKED story with no BASE-is in fact.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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RRA77 05 Sep 17 5.29pm
Originally posted by wwarr009 I don't go to school I'm only 3 Explains a lot. BTW it is "Beans beans they're (they are) good for your heart". Keep taking the beans,you can then blame the "hot air" on them instead of .....
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05 Sep 17 5.29pm

Originally posted by wwarr009

I don't go to school I'm only 3

Explains a lot. BTW it is "Beans beans they're (they are) good for your heart". Keep taking the beans,you can then blame the "hot air" on them instead of .....

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YT Oxford 05 Sep 17 5.35pm
Originally posted by RRA77 Explains a lot. BTW it is "Beans beans they're (they are) good for your heart". Keep taking the beans,you can then blame the "hot air" on them instead of ..... At school it was always "Beans, beans are good for your heart..." or actually "are" was sometimes dropped and a brief pause inserted instead. "Beans, beans - good for your heart. The more you eat..." Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 05 Sep 17 5.35pm

Originally posted by RRA77

Explains a lot. BTW it is "Beans beans they're (they are) good for your heart". Keep taking the beans,you can then blame the "hot air" on them instead of .....

At school it was always "Beans, beans are good for your heart..." or actually "are" was sometimes dropped and a brief pause inserted instead. "Beans, beans - good for your heart. The more you eat..."

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Mad4palace 05 Sep 17 5.36pm
If it was Benteke's feeling on Townsend I might have believed you, Benteke does his nut every time Andros cuts instead of crossing
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05 Sep 17 5.36pm

If it was Benteke's feeling on Townsend I might have believed you, Benteke does his nut every time Andros cuts instead of crossing

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Loz83 Crawley 05 Sep 17 6.16pm
Originally posted by Mad4palace If it was Benteke's feeling on Townsend I might have believed you, Benteke does his nut every time Andros cuts instead of crossing Yep them two don't get in at all so they!
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Crawley 05 Sep 17 6.16pm

Originally posted by Mad4palace

If it was Benteke's feeling on Townsend I might have believed you, Benteke does his nut every time Andros cuts instead of crossing

Yep them two don't get in at all so they!

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Mstrobez 05 Sep 17 6.20pm
Originally posted by YT Lucky you! What was she like? No; this sounds like a HALF BAKED story with no BASE-is in fact. Lets not start with the cheesy puns We're the Arthur over ere!
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Mstrobez

05 Sep 17 6.20pm

Originally posted by YT

Lucky you! What was she like?

No; this sounds like a HALF BAKED story with no BASE-is in fact.

Lets not start with the cheesy puns

We're the Arthur over ere!

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ex hibitionist Hastings 05 Sep 17 6.47pm
There is no way Benteke would order pineapple and mushroom, had you suggested Wilf had gone for the classic Hawaaiian and been rebuffed then this story may have had some credence, I understand the OP is only three years old but allowing one's imagination to run wild in this way is frankly inexcusable.
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There is no way Benteke would order pineapple and mushroom, had you suggested Wilf had gone for the classic Hawaaiian and been rebuffed then this story may have had some credence, I understand the OP is only three years old but allowing one's imagination to run wild in this way is frankly inexcusable.

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