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"Mum spends £10,000 to herself into sex doll"
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 matt_himself  Matataland 23 Aug 17 11.49am |
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Would you?
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 Hrolf The Ganger 23 Aug 17 11.56am |
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Very sad.
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| Pikester Worthing 23 Aug 17 12.41pm |
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More than twice.
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Monty the Eagle  Lima 23 Aug 17 12.45pm |
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Reading this story has just left me feeling deflated.
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| Part Time James 23 Aug 17 12.50pm |
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How long do you have to blow into her before she's ready? Only, I had an inflatable lady once (I say "lady" but she was on all fours) and I was so tired inflating her that I didn't really feel like it afterwards. Also once spent so long blowing up an inflatable England chair during the World Cup once it was half time before I got to sit on it. Oh hang on, not used any puns yet. I feel like she's really let herself down.
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| elgrande bedford 23 Aug 17 1.20pm |
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I was walking through the market the other day,and a trader was shouting "blow up dolls £30",and some bloke went up to him and said,"I bought one of those and it went down on me". So the market trader starts up again "blow up dolls £50". The old ones are the best.
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| Part Time James 23 Aug 17 1.22pm |
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I was going to make a sick joke about a guy advertising "Blow up girls" outside of a music venue but I don't think it'd be appropriate.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 23 Aug 17 1.32pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I was going to make a sick joke about a guy advertising "Blow up girls" outside of a music venue but I don't think it'd be appropriate. Hahahhaha.... The photos of her, in the mirror, seem to make her look like a transvestite drag queen, rather than a sex doll. I guess there probably is a market for 'looks like a transvestite' in the sex doll market, but who wants a sex doll that you have to have a few drinks to f**k, surely that's too realistic to be marketable. Plus spending 10k on plastic surgery, and choosing those eyebrows - wtf, prioritise.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 23 Aug 17 1.36pm |
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The odd thing here, I guess, is that to actually become a human sex doll, probably only requires that you have orifices that are able to handle a p****. You probably don't even need a full working set.
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 23 Aug 17 1.40pm |
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I had a blow up doll once, Got carried away one day and gave her a love bite and she left me she, she flew out the window.
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| Flightsequence 23 Aug 17 1.47pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
How long do you have to blow into her before she's ready? Only, I had an inflatable lady once (I say "lady" but she was on all fours) and I was so tired inflating her that I didn't really feel like it afterwards. Also once spent so long blowing up an inflatable England chair during the World Cup once it was half time before I got to sit on it. Oh hang on, not used any puns yet. I feel like she's really let herself down. ha ha ha. You are a very funny man PTJ. Your posts always bring a smile to my face. Keep it up. Tip, never give your blow up lady a love bite in a moment of passion(that should be in the things you don't hear anymore thread),it always ends in a let down and a bicycle puncture repair kit!
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| Part Time James 23 Aug 17 1.49pm |
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Originally posted by Flightsequence
ha ha ha. You are a very funny man PTJ. Your posts always bring a smile to my face. Keep it up. Tip, never give your blow up lady a love bite in a moment of passion(that should be in the things you don't hear anymore thread),it always ends in a let down and a bicycle puncture repair kit! I gave her a little pr*ck up the bum once and she had the cheek to blow off.
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