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Woman gets four-inch sex toy stuck up her bum
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 rednblue4eva  Norwood 27 Jun 17 2.38pm |
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Ouch
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| YT Oxford 27 Jun 17 2.48pm |
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Reminds me of the old joke.., Patient: Doctor, I've got a vibrator stuck up me bum. Doctor: Let's have a look...ah yes; I see; we should be able to get that out in a jiffy. Patient: Get it out? No, no, doctor...I don't want it taken out, I just want the batteries changed!
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 27 Jun 17 2.58pm |
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Doctor I've got a lettuce poking out of my Harris. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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| Midlands Eagle 27 Jun 17 3.04pm |
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Quote cautionary tail Woman reveals how she almost needed a colostomy bag after getting a four-inch sex toy stuck up her bum as she issues warnings to other couples
Emily Georgia, 20, was told there was a risk of it perforating her bowl I suppose that "tail" could be a deliberate misspelling but I'm not quite sure which "bowl" she was in danger of perforating - sugar bowl perhaps
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 27 Jun 17 3.13pm |
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That is not 4 inches. If it was then mine is 11 inches. Unfortunately not. What is it with West Sussex and anal s3x anyway?
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Jun 17 3.13pm |
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And that holmesdalers is why it's an exit only orrifice
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| manwitheagletattoo Somewhere in England 27 Jun 17 3.16pm |
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She got some balls showing her face to the public after that. she even looks proud in them photos. "You can do it if you B&Q IT "
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| YT Oxford 27 Jun 17 3.16pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
And that holmesdalers is why it's an exit only orrifice Boo!
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| YT Oxford 27 Jun 17 3.20pm |
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Originally posted by manwitheagletattoo
She got some balls showing her face to the public after that. she even looks proud in them photos. "You can do it if you B&Q IT " I think "some balls" is what she needs, frankly. Two of them; slapping against her bottom cheeks. I'd be a willing volunteer.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Jun 17 3.21pm |
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Originally posted by YT
Boo!
Rather die in ignorance than in agony with a lump of metal lodged up my backside
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| manwitheagletattoo Somewhere in England 27 Jun 17 3.24pm |
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She added: “I think he got too excited and managed to push the end of it in too. It was a goner. “I began to panic and told him I needed to go to hospital. He said it should come out naturally on the toilet and then he said ‘I’m really sorry I have work early in the morning’ and he shot off.
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| iheartcpfc SE25 27 Jun 17 3.25pm |
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Flared bases, just saying
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