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 Part Time James  16 May 17 12.16pm |
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I know there's a bit of a "who touched it last coordinates it" kind of deal here, but I'm not volunteering. Is Jamie going to set this up for this season? It's been a great year for flouncing and meltdowns on this forum what with a relegation battle, Brexit, general election, a few women daring to post on here and some good old bust ups with trolling away fans. Looking forward to voting.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 16 May 17 1.57pm |
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Hopefully - Bit busy with work and have been busy with my degree recently, hoping to get it up on Thursday.
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| Part Time James 16 May 17 2.09pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Hopefully - Bit busy with work and have been busy with my degree recently, hoping to get it up on Thursday. C'mon mate, priorities Nah I get it really, sometimes real life gets in the way of me posting on here. That's a lie, but I'm trying to be nice.
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| Pikester Worthing 16 May 17 8.10pm |
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PTJ.... what have you done? 2 days ago you're a shoo-in for Funniest Poster... but now... everyone's thinking "So PTJ didn't have the patience to wait for JamieBeverleyHills90210 to finish cutting prostitutes hair with a claw hammer and start the HOL Awards so instead he comes on here and begs someone to start it so he can tell the girl on reception at Burgess Hill Burger Bar that he got voted Funniest Poster by 12 internet strangers. What a t***." I don't think that James. I have a much better command of basic grammar.
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| Part Time James 16 May 17 8.16pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
PTJ.... what have you done? 2 days ago you're a shoo-in for Funniest Poster... but now... everyone's thinking "So PTJ didn't have the patience to wait for JamieBeverleyHills90210 to finish cutting prostitutes hair with a claw hammer and start the HOL Awards so instead he comes on here and begs someone to start it so he can tell the girl on reception at Burgess Hill Burger Bar that he got voted Funniest Poster by 12 internet strangers. What a t***." I don't think that James. I have a much better command of basic grammar. On the contrary, I won that last year. I actually had someone in mind for funniest poster although you could run him close (assuming he is actually a he). In fact, it was because I didn't think I'd be in line for anything this year (unless something new was invented) that made me comfortable enough to ask! Feel free to vote for me for something though. Hoping for goal of the season. Big deal Townsend ran the whole of the pitch, it's about 100m. Big woop.
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| Pikester Worthing 17 May 17 12.29pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
On the contrary, I won that last year. I actually had someone in mind for funniest poster although you could run him close (assuming he is actually a he). In fact, it was because I didn't think I'd be in line for anything this year (unless something new was invented) that made me comfortable enough to ask! Feel free to vote for me for something though. Hoping for goal of the season. Big deal Townsend ran the whole of the pitch, it's about 100m. Big woop. I think I won it in about 2001 - when it meant something! Well back then there were only a few hundred on here so all you had to do was come up with 1 joke a month to scoop the trophy. Then Morganistic came along and we all realised we were actually never very funny and he should get a bye to the final vote every year. Then once he left we've had this barren desert with Cucking trying his best, Superfly etc. all the old lags trying to be amusing and then finally you came along PTJ and once again we have a guaranteed winner every year. Uncle Hoof Chollis Hearted was always desperate to win but usually flounced during the vote counting so missed out. so anyway James, long story short - you've won! Can you also describe your entry for Goal of The Season in some detail so the panel can indeed determine if Andros' lame effort should be runner up.
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| matt_himself Matataland 17 May 17 12.36pm |
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If we have a category for HoL's best 'Unfunny, menstrual, hypocritical troll', please can Pefwin be coronated, unchallenged? It only seems to be fair given his desire to win this award.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Part Time James 17 May 17 12.53pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
If we have a category for HoL's best 'Unfunny, menstrual, hypocritical troll', please can Pefwin be coronated, unchallenged? It only seems to be fair given his desire to win this award. I think there ought to be an award for "Most tenuous and left field dig at a fellow poster", although the above wasn't it.
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| Part Time James 17 May 17 12.58pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
I think I won it in about 2001 - when it meant something! Well back then there were only a few hundred on here so all you had to do was come up with 1 joke a month to scoop the trophy. Then Morganistic came along and we all realised we were actually never very funny and he should get a bye to the final vote every year. Then once he left we've had this barren desert with Cucking trying his best, Superfly etc. all the old lags trying to be amusing and then finally you came along PTJ and once again we have a guaranteed winner every year. Uncle Hoof Chollis Hearted was always desperate to win but usually flounced during the vote counting so missed out. so anyway James, long story short - you've won! Can you also describe your entry for Goal of The Season in some detail so the panel can indeed determine if Andros' lame effort should be runner up. Right, well we all know that well worked goals are not what the baying public want to see. Long runs up the field or goals involving lots of clever passes are no good to anyone. What everyone loves is a 30-40 yard belter and disregard the fact that the same players was snatching at chances all game and just got lucky with them. So anyway, I was stood at the other end of my office and someone threw a ball of rolled up paper at me. They threw it because they didn't like me, but I seized the opportunity to volley it towards the bin, where, as fluke would have it, it went in, shutting the lid as it landed. Admittedly it happened about 10 years ago but I'm having my f**king award.
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| matt_himself Matataland 17 May 17 1.33pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I think there ought to be an award for "Most tenuous and left field dig at a fellow poster", although the above wasn't it. You are quite right. That would be the award for 'HOL member who has managed to cure the herpes he received from an unshaven crap tranny crack whore'. That would, of course, be yours. Unless 'she' was clean shaven.
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| matt_himself Matataland 17 May 17 1.33pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
I think I won it in about 2001 - when it meant something! Well back then there were only a few hundred on here so all you had to do was come up with 1 joke a month to scoop the trophy. Then Morganistic came along and we all realised we were actually never very funny and he should get a bye to the final vote every year. Then once he left we've had this barren desert with Cucking trying his best, Superfly etc. all the old lags trying to be amusing and then finally you came along PTJ and once again we have a guaranteed winner every year. Uncle Hoof Chollis Hearted was always desperate to win but usually flounced during the vote counting so missed out. so anyway James, long story short - you've won! Can you also describe your entry for Goal of The Season in some detail so the panel can indeed determine if Andros' lame effort should be runner up. You never won s***e.
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| Part Time James 17 May 17 1.42pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
You are quite right. That would be the award for 'HOL member who has managed to cure the herpes he received from an unshaven crap tranny crack whore'. That would, of course, be yours. Unless 'she' was clean shaven. Ah, now you're getting closer to my suggested award!
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