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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 26 Apr 17 3.19pm |
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Usually some pair of 300 year old middle class nearly deads. Must have at least 5 f***ing bedrooms , be detached have about 3 acres and an aga in the kitchen. So they show them one under budget , with 6 bedrooms and 4 acres and these pompous twits whine it's not quite big enough.. Give me strength.
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| becky over the moon 26 Apr 17 3.23pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Usually some pair of 300 year old middle class nearly deads. Must have at least 5 f***ing bedrooms , be detached have about 3 acres and an aga in the kitchen. So they show them one under budget , with 6 bedrooms and 4 acres and these pompous twits whine it's not quite big enough.. Give me strength. ....and this on day 1 of enforced daytime television watching - Ah well, only 5 more weeks to go.
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 Temps Cronx 26 Apr 17 3.24pm |
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Originally posted by becky
....and this on day 1 of enforced daytime television watching - Ah well, only 5 more weeks to go. Wait till she catches The Jeremy Kyle mob!!
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 Apr 17 3.26pm |
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Originally posted by becky
....and this on day 1 of enforced daytime television watching - Ah well, only 5 more weeks to go. Still in hospital but yes you are right . Blame the drugs. Stupified but feeling like saying all the things I inwardly think
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| Part Time James 26 Apr 17 3.28pm |
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I hate that show where the suspiciously friendly moustache man makes a mother and her retarded son buy some antiques for £4 and sell them for £5 at auction while they all spunk their pants over the quid they made in 4 hours of pottering around a car boot sale.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 Apr 17 3.41pm |
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Originally posted by Temps
Wait till she catches The Jeremy Kyle mob!! Cannot stand him. Switched over from that odious being
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| miss smith london 26 Apr 17 4.09pm |
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Originally posted by becky
....and this on day 1 of enforced daytime television watching - Ah well, only 5 more weeks to go. on i-player radio there are 100s of plays and dramas to listen to that go back 50 years if that s your thing ,hope your up and about a.s.p Edited by miss smith (26 Apr 2017 4.12pm)
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| Mr_Gristle In the land of Whelk Eaters 26 Apr 17 5.48pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Usually some pair of 300 year old middle class nearly deads. Must have at least 5 f***ing bedrooms , be detached have about 3 acres and an aga in the kitchen. So they show them one under budget , with 6 bedrooms and 4 acres and these pompous twits whine it's not quite big enough.. Give me strength. :-) All those "let us find you a new house" efforts are just variations on a theme of pretentious w4nkery. How about a 30 year old couple, both working full time, earning say 50k between them with no bank of mum & dad to back them up...... One-bed starter homes in Basildon or a 3-bed detached in Redcar don't make good telly, I presume.
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| matt_himself Matataland 26 Apr 17 6.57pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Usually some pair of 300 year old middle class nearly deads. Must have at least 5 f***ing bedrooms , be detached have about 3 acres and an aga in the kitchen. So they show them one under budget , with 6 bedrooms and 4 acres and these pompous twits whine it's not quite big enough.. Give me strength. My wife loves this show and I hate it. I wish I could configure my digestive system to have a long, refreshing dump whenever it is on. Full of 'retired Consultants', whom have made enough to move out the of City because they are 'exhausted' by it and want 'renewal'. They all profess to be seeking sanctuary and to take up new hobbies such as painting, antique collection, 'artisan' bread making or alchemy. The chances are that they will but an aga, they will use it twice and then she will be back to her previous hobby of shopping & him of his, which is w***ing over Captain Stabbin' videos on 'Bang Bros' when she is shopping. I am as proud a middle class Englishman as possible but these people make me detest my own kith and kin.
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 Hrolf The Ganger 26 Apr 17 7.58pm |
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Accepting that circumstances dictate what you can watch sometimes, there is so much on TV these days across the various broadcasters that you can watch hours of catch up or recorded stuff and never have to see any daytime TV garbage.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 Apr 17 8.50pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Accepting that circumstances dictate what you can watch sometimes, there is so much on TV these days across the various broadcasters that you can watch hours of catch up or recorded stuff and never have to see any daytime TV garbage. Once I am home I will do exActly that. I could happily watch only fools and horses all day long . At the moment it's the mercy of hospital t.v.. Can't focus long enough to red any of the books I brought in with me..
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 Apr 17 8.52pm |
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Originally posted by Mr_Gristle
:-) All those "let us find you a new house" efforts are just variations on a theme of pretentious w4nkery. How about a 30 year old couple, both working full time, earning say 50k between them with no bank of mum & dad to back them up...... One-bed starter homes in Basildon or a 3-bed detached in Redcar don't make good telly, I presume. Phil and Kristy on location location location is just as bad. Usually a load of hipsters who cream themselves over some shoe box with great transport links in some s***e hole which had deli and poncy wine bars. Just f*** off poncey smug people
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