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Man transforms himself into a 'sexless alien'
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 matt_himself  Matataland 02 Mar 17 1.36pm |
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I think this 'man' should have a drink in the Fox and Hounds in West Croydon and see how he mingles with the locals. Would be an interesting social experiment. Also, I reckon Part Time James would.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 02 Mar 17 1.55pm |
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Ohh dear - must make progressives everywhere so proud.
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| Part Time James 02 Mar 17 2.00pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I think this 'man' should have a drink in the Fox and Hounds in West Croydon and see how he mingles with the locals. Would be an interesting social experiment. Also, I reckon Part Time James would. How 'he' didn't give a nod to either David Bowie or Marilyn Manson for the idea I don't know. I probably wouldn't, I prefer an abundance of genitalia to a lack of, however, I'd quite like to become a sexless alien myself and might start a crowd funding page.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 02 Mar 17 3.10pm |
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Only in America. They have far more nuts than Brazil
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| Tom-the-eagle Croydon 02 Mar 17 6.17pm |
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Would
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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| matt_himself Matataland 02 Mar 17 7.56pm |
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Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien.
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| Part Time James 02 Mar 17 8.05pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien. Are you Tom Six?
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| Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 02 Mar 17 9.26pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien. When did an anus become genital? Was this part of the LGBT agenda? Did I miss something?
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| HeathMan Purley 03 Mar 17 12.08am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself Logically, if 'he' was removing 'his' genitals, then surely 'he' would seal 'his' anus and thus truely be alien.
The danger is that he visits the UK. From Gatwick "whatever" could go north or south. Going north would provide us with a totally S... referee; going south he would be entirely safe when meeting coastal people.
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| matt_himself Matataland 03 Mar 17 6.25am |
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Originally posted by Tim Gypsy Hill '64
When did an anus become genital? Was this part of the LGBT agenda? Did I miss something? I am not saying that the anus should be considered a genital, I think that for the true alien makeover, this 'man' should seal his anus. Then 'he' really does cease being human.
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| matt_himself Matataland 03 Mar 17 6.25am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Are you Tom Six? Er, no. What have you heard?
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| Qwijibo Bournemouth 03 Mar 17 7.59am |
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Do you think gender-less, anus-sealed aliens look at him and think, "weirdo".
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