stumbled across a good fit whilst listening to Paul Mcartneys "wonderful xmas time". The bit that goes "simply having..." is easily replaced with
"c p f c..."
Anyway, came up with some words but feel free to edit and suggest...

We hate Millwall
And Brighton too
We are the boys
In Red n blue
C P F C
wonderful xmas time!

my mates think this is crap

It was Christmas Eve babe
In the Main Stand
An old man said to me, can't see when I stand up
And then he sang a song
From nineteen twenty four
I turned my face to him
And taught him newer ones

About South London
And a couple of other ones
I've got a feeling
Our chanting kept us up
So up the Palace
I love the Eagles
I can't think of better times
Supporting red and blue

They've got ale in the bars
They've got lager that's cold
But the wind in the Holmesdale
It's no place for the old
When you first clapped your hands
On a cold Boxing Day
You promised me Palace
Were the best in the land

We saw scrappy
And pretty
We saw Palace - Man City
When the Crystals stopped dancing
They howled out for more
Their bottoms were swinging
The away fans weren't singing
Puncheon whipped in a corner
To Benteke's delight

The boys of the CPFC choir
Were singing "South London and Proud"
And the drums were ringing out
From the HF so loud.

This is classic, will be number 1 in the charts next week

COYP

5 swansea goals
4 from the pool
3 at the hull
2 from manure?
And a p45 up a pardew

Once bitten and twice shy
Can't watch the scoreline, but you still catch my eye
Its like the Valley, Kayla is frowning,
Well it's been a year, that we're looking like Charlton

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

How about this...

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You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself.