What with all the doom and gloom, I thought we could have a laugh by coming up with what we think Al's next excuse will be for the inevitable defeat at home to Southampton from yet another set piece or (two )

I'll get the ball rolling with :

" Their 3rd goal was Kayla the eagles fault, she dropped her guts on the goal line, and Wayne slipped in it, you can legislate for that type or luck ".

Over to you.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

The ball was too round

There was a y in the day

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I've never seen Kayla fly that bad, i can't defend the bird on this occasion. All the lads were gutted that it dropped its mouse so close to kick off, it was difficult to recover. Certainly cost us the first five goals. The final two not so much. It's why I've turned down the England job, to stay and sort this mess out.

He is a lot cleverer than that, Make it everytime we concede a goal.

Leaves on the pitch
Snow on the pitch
The wrong kind of snow on the pitch
Points failure at Mitcham Junction
Points failure at Beckenham Junction
Points failure at Clapham Junction

But never

"I f***ed up"

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