I'm worried that if Trump is elected as Palace manager, he'll turn the pitch into a golf course. And he may build a wall to keep out the plastic fans.

(Dammit, I'm a plastic. Althugh I grew up in Selhurst and watched Palace home and away in the grim days of third division football)

On the other hand Clinton, while good at handling the media, might lower the tone by letting her husband Bill perform all kinds of unpleasant acts. And she may drag Palace into a war with Russia. Which I really don't fancy.

So which would you vote for as Palace manager.

And yes, now you ask, I have had five cans of Kronenbourg.

Why not, I'm self employed.

If you don't like that up yours!

I might be going down the local shop for more in a minute

I'd like to know what you think in the meantime

thank you for this.

But can I ask you a question?

They both must be fairly intelligent to get into the position they are in.

America has some top managers.

I love Americans, I meet a lot through work, and they are mostly decent and clever.

I presume that Clinton and Trump, by raising to the top, must be even more worthy than all those Harvard professors and lawyers and attorney generals.

I don't know, you tell me what's happened

One previous USA election brings to mind the "Revocation of Independence" words that appeared shortly after when they found they were unable to elect a President.

For 2016, I cannot stop thinking about The Land of the Free" as so well demonstrated by London Zoo's 29 stone Silverback Gorilla, who got out of his enclosure into keeper area and enjoyed five litres of blackcurrant concentrate - will the next US President have more or less power to make decisions?

I am often in awe of Americans, when I stagger into bars after I've finished my work and go to talk to Johnny Sixpack.

They seem to know their constitution quite well and have massive pride in their nation.

Half of them have a brilliant sense of humour. Mind you, it's hit and miss a lot of the time and I've come unstuck a few times.

I fear for Kayla if Clinton imposed a no fly zone over the stadium

He has deep pockets and money talks.. When it comes to consent its a minor issue to trump

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC