I am of the Pardew faith.

For it is written that Super Al put the ball in the Scousers Net and smote the smug pundits from BBC.

Pardew is the one true prophet of football.

He moves in mysterious ways, mind you. What sort of a God would sacrifice our happiness so frequently?

Some say that these acts of apparent wrath are just tests of our faith.

Sadly, devotees of the Super Al are lower in numbers than they used to be.

Should we be more faithful now?

Maybe we should issue a Prat-wa on those who insult the prophet?

Or is it time to question our faith? Was the witch hiding behind a curtain all along?

He'scan arrogant smug chancer who's tranformed one of the strongest defences in the league to one of the most vacant and won't take responsibility for his own failures and results.

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The Ferret
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Pardew OUT. Enough is enough.

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"

Pardew is a spent force, but Parish won't sack him - why?
Worst record by far over the last year. Other manager's would have gone by now, and we reward him with a new contract!
If he stays, we are going down - he doesn't have a clue about defensive tactics - even Scott Dann looks lost.
We need someone else in place by the beginning of December.
Man City at home next - really.

Cannot see us getting anything out of the City game,so it's a sequence of five defeats in a row,which can only be one outcome,Pardew to GO.

I think he wants us to play a rush goalie against Man City with ten up front.