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How will U celebrate when England win t' world cup
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OhthisbloodyPC  08 Oct 16 7.14pm |
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England utterly outclassed Malta. It looked like professionals against amateurs. There are no easy games in football. And yet, England never, ever looked in any danger against a Maltese team that looked like they know how to trap a ball. As highly respected football writer Steven Howard of The Sun would say, 'insiders' now rate England as The Team To Fear in the world cup. I can see us at least getting to the final. I expect our triumphant team will be invited to 10 Downing Street, for a reception with the prime minister, Jeremy Corbyn How will YOU celebrate when England win the world cup?
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 herefordeagle Hereford 09 Oct 16 9.40am |
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I'll have whatever you've been drinking. I shall celebrate by requesting that my great great great great grandchildren place a commemorative hologram on my grave
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| moylerg Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 09 Oct 16 9.42am |
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Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC
England utterly outclassed Malta. It looked like professionals against amateurs. There are no easy games in football. And yet, England never, ever looked in any danger against a Maltese team that looked like they know how to trap a ball. As highly respected football writer Steven Howard of The Sun would say, 'insiders' now rate England as The Team To Fear in the world cup. I can see us at least getting to the final. I expect our triumphant team will be invited to 10 Downing Street, for a reception with the prime minister, Jeremy Corbyn How will YOU celebrate when England win the world cup? I will have a treble on Corbyn for prime minister, England winning the football World Cup and Bruce Willis for president. Should be a healthy return.
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 09 Oct 16 9.43am |
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I will take my favourite body out of the Chryo chamber, get my robot servant (the one with the true to life pussy and looks like britney spears) to pop my brain in the "brad Pitt" head that I bought from a bunch of pissed aliens on mars last year on my hols. I will get in my tardis tarvel at warp factor nine back in time to the day i finally stopped following that sack of shyte (when we only beat that behemouth of international footabll Malta 2-0) and I will put 100 pounds on England to win the world cup by the year 4050, the odds will be that long, when i collect my winnings i will win so much money i will be supreme ruler,emporer of the galaxy, universe, and even god himself will bow in my presence. does that answer your question ?
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 09 Oct 16 9.51am |
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Might pop the kettle on...
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| Hoof Hearted 09 Oct 16 10.10am | |
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I'll be flying on one of the pigs and head to Hell for a snowball fight.
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| OhthisbloodyPC 09 Oct 16 10.13am |
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Originally posted by dannyh
I will take my favourite body out of the Chryo chamber, get my robot servant (the one with the true to life pussy and looks like britney spears) to pop my brain in the "brad Pitt" head that I bought from a bunch of pissed aliens on mars last year on my hols. I will get in my tardis tarvel at warp factor nine back in time to the day i finally stopped following that sack of shyte (when we only beat that behemouth of international footabll Malta 2-0) and I will put 100 pounds on England to win the world cup by the year 4050, the odds will be that long, when i collect my winnings i will win so much money i will be supreme ruler,emporer of the galaxy, universe, and even god himself will bow in my presence. does that answer your question ? Dannyh, that's a very good answer. but you can't buy your way into presidency of the pan galactic community. It's Jean Claude Junker the VIII's birthright. Edited by OhthisbloodyPC (09 Oct 2016 10.16am)
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| Midlands Eagle 09 Oct 16 1.35pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
I'll be flying on one of the pigs Don't let David Cameron too near it then
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 09 Oct 16 1.40pm |
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blow job from Carol Kirkwood while Victoria coren Mitchell tosses my salad.
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leifandersonshair  Newport 09 Oct 16 2.50pm |
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I'll be too busy celebrating Palace's 20th successive league, cup and Champions League treble success to even notice!
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| thegreatlardino crawley/selsey 09 Oct 16 2.56pm |
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probably have a good dump
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| Hoof Hearted 09 Oct 16 3.13pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
blow job from Carol Kirkwood while Victoria coren Mitchell tosses my salad. You do like em chubby Bob.
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