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bicycle repair man 11 Aug 16 10.29pm Send a Private Message to bicycle repair man Add bicycle repair man as a friend

I have received my anonymous piece of plastic called season ticket (it doesn't even have the words Crystal Palace on it ).
As the powers that be haven't provided any information as to how to use it,could someone kindly tell me how it works when i get to the turnstile.

 

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Boooo Flag 11 Aug 16 10.47pm Send a Private Message to Boooo Add Boooo as a friend

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I refuse to believe there are that many people out there that can't spell. Too f**king lazy, that's what I think.

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Bangell Flag Oxford 11 Aug 16 11.18pm Send a Private Message to Bangell Add Bangell as a friend

You're sure you're not looking at your Tesco clubcard?

 

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gmostone Flag 11 Aug 16 11.25pm Send a Private Message to gmostone Add gmostone as a friend

Are you sure it's not a Br*ght*n fan.......

 

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bifffabazz Flag Highworth, Wiltshire 11 Aug 16 11.39pm Send a Private Message to bifffabazz Add bifffabazz as a friend

Agree with the OP. Conference quality.

 


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jeeagles Flag 11 Aug 16 11.52pm

3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in.

There a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative?

My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them?

They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction.

I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

 

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jeeagles Flag 11 Aug 16 11.52pm

Originally posted by jeeagles

3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in.

There's a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative?

My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them?

They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction too.

I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

 

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chateauferret Flag 12 Aug 16 12.20am

Well we have a choice of two football teams we can go and watch. Airdrionians and Albion Rovers.

I don't know what their season tickets look like but I know fine well what their football looks like.

 


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Percy of Peckham Flag Eton Mess 12 Aug 16 1.25am Send a Private Message to Percy of Peckham Add Percy of Peckham as a friend

Originally posted by bicycle repair man

I have received my anonymous piece of plastic called season ticket (it doesn't even have the words Crystal Palace on it ).
As the powers that be haven't provided any information as to how to use it,could someone kindly tell me how it works when i get to the turnstile.

I suspect there'll be someone on hand to help with the new turnstile. You'll then get another eighteen goes at it over the season to perfect your technique.

 


Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

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bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 9.26am Send a Private Message to bicycle repair man Add bicycle repair man as a friend

Originally posted by jeeagles

3 years in the Premiership and we are really starting to get some pathetic complaints in.

There a letter with the card telling you all the stuff the club has done in the summer. Do you really need instructions on how to give a ticket to a turnstile operative?

My former flat mate is an Arsenal season ticket holder. They give you a great big box full of brochures and trinkets. Perhaps you would be more satisfied with one of them?

They have cushioned seats and stadium announcer with perfect diction.

I hear their hot dogs are much better than ours too.

When I went to the Valencia game there were no "turnstile operatives" just a machine which read barcodes,there is no barcode on the new season ticket.
So despite all the sarcastic replies I have received I suggest people get there early on Saturday,it could be chaotic.

 

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Ted the eagle Flag Waddon 12 Aug 16 10.02am Send a Private Message to Ted the eagle Add Ted the eagle as a friend

It's got a chip in it, bit like an oyster card - I ain't saying it's definitely going to work though!

 

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bicycle repair man 12 Aug 16 10.14am Send a Private Message to bicycle repair man Add bicycle repair man as a friend

Originally posted by Ted the eagle

It's got a chip in it, bit like an oyster card - I ain't saying it's definitely going to work though!

Thank you ,a sensible reply to my question.
So no barcode ,the barcode reader at the turnstile must have a chip reader as well.
Bet there's a delayed kick off!

 

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