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eagles2011 Flag 30 Nov 15 10.47am Send a Private Message to eagles2011 Add eagles2011 as a friend

Amusing - but if someone had driven up to the other pump quickly they might have ripped the hose out

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barber o'reilly Flag Teenage Wasteland 30 Nov 15 11.13am Send a Private Message to barber o'reilly Add barber o'reilly as a friend

A lot of women are unfamiliar with the reach around technique !

 


Shed 7 - Maroon 5 . A real end to end encounter !

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 30 Nov 15 11.15am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Saw a video recently of a woman failing to parallel park her car. Bloke in the car waiting for her to succeed in her attempt lost his patience with her blocking the single lane road and got out, offered his help and drove straight into another space not on the video facing a fence.

Something similar happened to me recently. Instead of just using 1 of 2 similar spaces, this 15 stone 60 year old left a piece of paper inside her car like a parking ticket with her mobile number on it. FFS.

And women and distances. Some of them have a panic attack if you cross the road over 50 yards in front of them and plenty of time to do it.

 


COYP

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 30 Nov 15 11.16am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Women that start riding scooters are unaware they run on petrol.

 


COYP

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Stuk Flag Top half 30 Nov 15 12.46pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Quote eagles2011 at 30 Nov 2015 10.47am

Amusing - but if someone had driven up to the other pump quickly they might have ripped the hose out

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Would've sent her flying before breaking the hose.

Your petrol gauge tells you which side you need to fill up on but not many people seem to know this.

 


Optimistic as ever

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 30 Nov 15 12.54pm

Quote Stuk at 30 Nov 2015 12.46pm

Quote eagles2011 at 30 Nov 2015 10.47am

Amusing - but if someone had driven up to the other pump quickly they might have ripped the hose out

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Would've sent her flying before breaking the hose.

Your petrol gauge tells you which side you need to fill up on but not many people seem to know this.

I didn't know this. Its hard to remember when i am drunk so will look out for this

 

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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 30 Nov 15 1.54pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

a bit grainy but I think I would

 


interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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Part Time James Flag 30 Nov 15 2.06pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 30 Nov 2015 1.54pm

a bit grainy but I think I would

I love a grainy woman.

 




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Hoof Hearted 30 Nov 15 2.34pm

Quote Rudi Hedman at 30 Nov 2015 11.15am

Saw a video recently of a woman failing to parallel park her car. Bloke in the car waiting for her to succeed in her attempt lost his patience with her blocking the single lane road and got out, offered his help and drove straight into another space not on the video facing a fence.

Something similar happened to me recently. Instead of just using 1 of 2 similar spaces, this 15 stone 60 year old left a piece of paper inside her car like a parking ticket with her mobile number on it. FFS.

And women and distances. Some of them have a panic attack if you cross the road over 50 yards in front of them and plenty of time to do it.


To be fair they've been told men's cocks are a minimum 6" for so long it's no wonder they can't judge distance!

 

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rob1969 Flag Banstead Surrey 30 Nov 15 2.58pm Send a Private Message to rob1969 Add rob1969 as a friend

Sure she could give a perfectly well reasoned explanation for using the pump she has.
Which is why I will never understand what passes for female logic!

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Nov 15 3.04pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Quote rob1969 at 30 Nov 2015 2.58pm

Sure she could give a perfectly well reasoned explanation for using the pump she has.
Which is why I will never understand what passes for female logic!

She likes stretching a bit of hose.

 

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sa_eagle Flag Just outside Cape Town 30 Nov 15 3.41pm Send a Private Message to sa_eagle Add sa_eagle as a friend

FFS! Can the Holmesdale not rise above such senseless sh!te?!?

 


Cynic or realist? It's a fine line!

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