What a song. However it will never top our finest ever entry...

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

It had everything that pop wanted; a 40 year old bloke rapping about what a bunch of mockney 30 year old schoolgirls learnt at school that day. A cultural classic that I feel was unfairly ignored. Unfortunately the world can't always have as good taste as we do though mate. Hard truth.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

You know I must have missed it that year as I don't remember that, I feel if we had used Tim (60 odd yr old wannabe) Westwood instead we might have come in with a chance lol.

Anyway where did that s*** finish and how many points?

To be honest though, I typically just tune in for the scoring at the end.

Is withdrawing from Eurovision in the UKIP Manifesto?

What would we do then? Go it alone or is there an American version?

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

I adore Eurovision...although the lad Wogan no longer doing it had taken the shine off somewhat.

Moldova's seminal 'Granny Bangs the Drum' is simply the greatest Euro Track ever for me - although I did like those big titted Polish country girls last year doing w***ing motions whilst churning butter and other country pursuits...

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014