Was just having a little mooch about on NSC (call it morbid curiosity, like rubbernecking a car crash) and cam across a thread about the fast show, being a fan of the show I had a read through and I got to thinking about what the cast are up to now, first one I looked up was Mark Williams. Look at the last line, they really are all the same.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am so that's how it comes out

Today I will be mostly watching Brighton get knocked out of the play offs..... again!

This week I will be mostly sh*tting in the away changing room and waving my happy clappers before crying into my jester's hat and walking out with 10 minutes to go as Wilf slams another one into the weed net.

Edited by Seth (30 May 2014 5.31pm)

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

I said Brighton were sh1t Malcolm, what did I say?

You said Brighton were sh1t.

He is a supporter of Aston Villa AND Brighton & Hove Albion

Must be true then - all of the others at the Mansex support other clubs

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

So whistle goes and it's 1-0 to the arrs bandits, bluh, bluh.
Lots of cheering and waving by the weed boys. Had a few trips to the bar.
Then,..before you knew what was happening, it was 1-2 to the Palace.
So, ...please another G&T, and I was just chatting to his Lordship when Glenn Murray,...blur, blur.. and it was another goal,..to the Palace if you please.

And I have to say.,.....I was very, very,..drunk

I disengage, I turn the page.