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Farawayeagle Sydney 20 Apr 14 7.45am
Complaints have been made to the FA and FIFA that Tony Pulis is doing his job too well -- and consequently this is seen as being unfair to other Managers in the English Premier League Since arriving in November Pulis is suspected of using “team bonding”, “formation solidification” (organisation) and “motivation” to get results. It is also rumoured that he encourages self belief by players. But this can not be confirmed before going to press. This approach is deemed detrimental to other teams in the League. Some think it is outrageous – even scandalous – that Pulis uses such nefarious methods in order to get results. There is even a theory that Tony Pulis has discovered the secret to the loaves and fishes trick -- turning 7 points into 43, as he has done. Truly miraculous! Pulis has made it difficult for opposition teams by implementing a revolutionary technique known as “stop the other team and nick one at the other end.” The boffins at the FA and employees of the Blatter School Of Ethical Football, are scanning their rule books to see if this is illegal -- or if they can make it retrospectively so. A friend in Fleet Street tells me that Roy Hodgson is locked in a room watching Crystal Palace’s last 5 games to see if he can replicate the Pulis magic in Brazil. Edited by Farawayeagle (20 Apr 2014 8.07am) Founder Of The Crystal Palace Roller Coaster Association An Affiliate Of The Never A Dull Moment Club R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon GKAS Member 54
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Farawayeagle

Sydney 20 Apr 14 7.45am

Complaints have been made to the FA and FIFA that Tony Pulis is doing his job too well -- and consequently this is seen as being unfair to other Managers in the English Premier League

Since arriving in November Pulis is suspected of using “team bonding”, “formation solidification” (organisation) and “motivation” to get results. It is also rumoured that he encourages self belief by players. But this can not be confirmed before going to press. This approach is deemed detrimental to other teams in the League. Some think it is outrageous – even scandalous – that Pulis uses such nefarious methods in order to get results. There is even a theory that Tony Pulis has discovered the secret to the loaves and fishes trick -- turning 7 points into 43, as he has done. Truly miraculous!

Pulis has made it difficult for opposition teams by implementing a revolutionary technique known as “stop the other team and nick one at the other end.” The boffins at the FA and employees of the Blatter School Of Ethical Football, are scanning their rule books to see if this is illegal -- or if they can make it retrospectively so. A friend in Fleet Street tells me that Roy Hodgson is locked in a room watching Crystal Palace’s last 5 games to see if he can replicate the Pulis magic in Brazil.

Edited by Farawayeagle (20 Apr 2014 8.07am)

Founder Of The Crystal Palace Roller Coaster
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R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon

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aldridge1975 Stevenage 20 Apr 14 7.49am
Love it ⚽⚽⚽⚽
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Stevenage 20 Apr 14 7.49am

Love it ⚽⚽⚽⚽

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Suffolkcp Bury st edmunds 20 Apr 14 7.51am
I love sarcasm .......... or is this true?
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Bury st edmunds 20 Apr 14 7.51am

I love sarcasm .......... or is this true?

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Farawayeagle Sydney 20 Apr 14 7.57am
Quote Suffolkcp at 20 Apr 2014 7.51am I love sarcasm .......... or is this true? Chill Founder Of The Crystal Palace Roller Coaster Association An Affiliate Of The Never A Dull Moment Club R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon GKAS Member 54
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Quote Suffolkcp at 20 Apr 2014 7.51am

I love sarcasm .......... or is this true?

Chill

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R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon

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dynamicdick Dormansland 20 Apr 14 8.26am
I am still laughing.....brilliant!! Bring back Brolin
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dynamicdick

Dormansland 20 Apr 14 8.26am

I am still laughing.....brilliant!!

Bring back Brolin

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Kintak11 Vauxhall, London 20 Apr 14 8.27am
Quote Farawayeagle at 20 Apr 2014 7.45am Complaints have been made to the FA and FIFA that Tony Pulis is doing his job too well -- and consequently this is seen as being unfair to other Managers in the English Premier League Since arriving in November Pulis is suspected of using “team bonding”, “formation solidification” (organisation) and “motivation” to get results. It is also rumoured that he encourages self belief by players. But this can not be confirmed before going to press. This approach is deemed detrimental to other teams in the League. Some think it is outrageous – even scandalous – that Pulis uses such nefarious methods in order to get results. There is even a theory that Tony Pulis has discovered the secret to the loaves and fishes trick -- turning 7 points into 43, as he has done. Truly miraculous! Pulis has made it difficult for opposition teams by implementing a revolutionary technique known as “stop the other team and nick one at the other end.” The boffins at the FA and employees of the Blatter School Of Ethical Football, are scanning their rule books to see if this is illegal -- or if they can make it retrospectively so. A friend in Fleet Street tells me that Roy Hodgson is locked in a room watching Crystal Palace’s last 5 games to see if he can replicate the Pulis magic in Brazil. Edited by Farawayeagle (20 Apr 2014 8.07am) News update: Cardiff City, owned by Malaysian mystic, Vincent Tan, have even accused Pulis of using supernatural powers to download their Teamsheet ahead of the recent Palace victory. "Merlin" Tan is rumoured to find it unacceptable that Pulis would use such bizarre tactics as fielding an unchanged team, behaviour that could only be attributed to illegitimate advanced knowledge of the Cardiff gameplan. The Football League are in discussions with the spirit world for a definitive ruling.
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Vauxhall, London 20 Apr 14 8.27am

Quote Farawayeagle at 20 Apr 2014 7.45am

Complaints have been made to the FA and FIFA that Tony Pulis is doing his job too well -- and consequently this is seen as being unfair to other Managers in the English Premier League

Edited by Farawayeagle (20 Apr 2014 8.07am)

News update: Cardiff City, owned by Malaysian mystic, Vincent Tan, have even accused Pulis of using supernatural powers to download their Teamsheet ahead of the recent Palace victory. "Merlin" Tan is rumoured to find it unacceptable that Pulis would use such bizarre tactics as fielding an unchanged team, behaviour that could only be attributed to illegitimate advanced knowledge of the Cardiff gameplan. The Football League are in discussions with the spirit world for a definitive ruling.

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