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bb_palace Flag Shirley 29 Jan 04 11.19am Send a Private Message to bb_palace Add bb_palace as a friend


...here are a few for starters..

Simon Jordan....."Welcome back Mr.Bryce its a pleasure to see you".


On Sky Sports News..."So there it is Real Madrid will play Crystal Palace in the Champions League Final.

On Palace Radio..."congratulations Brighton on your victory".

 

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mark87 Flag Croydon 29 Jan 04 11.21am Send a Private Message to mark87 Add mark87 as a friend

"And the best food at a football ground award goes to Crystal Palace FC"

 


"It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?"

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mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 29 Jan 04 11.28am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

I'm delighted to tell you that your application for the position as steward has been successful Mr Cantona

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Jimble Flag Brighton 29 Jan 04 11.29am Send a Private Message to Jimble Add Jimble as a friend

Singing..........

 


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JackL Flag Over @ The BBS 29 Jan 04 11.42am

A Commentator: "...and that's it! That 20-0 win over Man Utd means that Palace secure the Treble for the 5th season running!"

 


:pMissHolmesforever:p

Over @ The BBS


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mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 29 Jan 04 11.58am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Of course you can come back and play for us Julian if you don't have any luck with any other clubs you think are better than us

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Selhurst Stallion Flag Guildford 29 Jan 04 12.19pm

Thank you for your hard work Mr Coppell. Please continue with the excellent job that you've been doing and ignore the ridiculous rumours about Alan Smith returning as Manager.

Edited by Selhurst Stallion (29 Jan 2004 12:37pm)

 


"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 29 Jan 04 12.25pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Large crowds gathered at Selhurst to witness the opening of The Alan Mullery Stand.....

Edited by Cucking Funt (29 Jan 2004 12:25pm)

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 29 Jan 04 12.46pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

"Shipperley chests it down,plays it into the path of Figo,AND HE SCORES!What a goal from the new boy!Barely on the pitch a minute".

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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Palace_Pete Flag West Wickham 29 Jan 04 12.57pm Send a Private Message to Palace_Pete Add Palace_Pete as a friend

"Ian Dowie collects his award for best looking manager in the division"

 

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Tebbo Flag Orpington 29 Jan 04 1.00pm

Take Care the Food is Hot.

 


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reborn 29 Jan 04 1.00pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

Mystery fan Mr A.N.Other"What a pleasure it is top deal with such a well mannered and efficient ticket office, that telephopne system really adds to the experience as well"....

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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