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Mapletree Flag Croydon 16 Jan 14 12.43pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

I was thinking how cool it would be to have the first openly gay Prem League footballer. Maybe even two.

I think we are uniquely placed to live with the consequences, a tight-knit supportive club and group of fans, based in a highly cosmopolitan place. And we don't give a monkey's what anyone else thinks.

Any views? I am sure there will be a range.

 

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paperhat Flag croydon 16 Jan 14 12.45pm Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

no disrespect intended but I'd prefer someone who could score goals regularly before we start diversifying.

 


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Mapletree Flag Croydon 16 Jan 14 12.47pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Quote paperhat at 16 Jan 2014 12.45pm

no disrespect intended but I'd prefer someone who could score goals regularly before we start diversifying.


OK, first openly gay Prem League player who is also outstandingly capable. Maybe first openly gay England player, now how would that be?

 

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Part Time James Flag 16 Jan 14 12.50pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I'd be very surprised if TP's scouting network wasn't following the priority order this transfer window:

1) A gay player
2) A strong striker who can score goals
3) Bolster the defence with an experienced centre back

He won't have overlooked the need for a gay player, trust me.

It's about time the Football Manager franchise added players s*xuality to their stats as well because the other day I wanted to find a player with at least 15 for heading, 14 for balance and ideally bi-s*xual but the filters weren't there so I had to settle for someone with unknown s*xuality. I lost 6-0 in my next game.

 




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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 16 Jan 14 12.51pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

We have got the gayest name but also the coolest for a football club in the English League - QotS obviously wins for the UK - so it would be quite appropriate.

 


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beagle Flag pom tiddly om pom pom 16 Jan 14 12.51pm Send a Private Message to beagle Add beagle as a friend

Quote Mapletree at 16 Jan 2014 12.43pm

I was thinking how cool it would be to have the first openly gay Prem League footballer. Maybe even two.

I think we are uniquely placed to live with the consequences, a tight-knit supportive club and group of fans, based in a highly cosmopolitan place. And we don't give a monkey's what anyone else thinks.

Any views? I am sure there will be a range.


Give one the number 1 jersey. And the other bloke number 12.

That way it'd be perfectly acceptable to say 'look son, he's one. And he's one too'.

Thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. I'm here all week.

 


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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 16 Jan 14 12.54pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Actually, not such a bad idea.

Wages are piss poor, but gays are welcome.

Might attract players where we have failed so far.

Form an orderly queue please.

 

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Come to Daddy Flag 16 Jan 14 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Come to Daddy Add Come to Daddy as a friend

Quote Kermit8 at 16 Jan 2014 12.51pm

We have got the gayest name but also the coolest for a football club in the English League - QotS obviously wins for the UK - so it would be quite appropriate.


QPR? Maybe Arsenal? Both potentially gayer rather than cooler names. Anyway, we're definitely up there, so to speak.

 

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Tidd99 Flag East Sussex 16 Jan 14 1.05pm Send a Private Message to Tidd99 Add Tidd99 as a friend

Wow just when I thought the HOL couldn't get any more weirder.. I've seen some mental threads but this takes the biscuit

 


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paulose17 Flag Sutton 16 Jan 14 1.07pm Send a Private Message to paulose17 Add paulose17 as a friend

BRIGHTON! (nobody had mentioned them in two pages so I thought I'd be the first)

 


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slubglurge Flag welling 16 Jan 14 1.08pm Send a Private Message to slubglurge Add slubglurge as a friend

I dont care if we sign a player who is gay, straight bisexual, tranny, hermaphrodite or looks like Lily Savage. All i want is that he scores the goals that keep us up.

 

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eaglesmad Flag Tonbridge with all the other mad c... 16 Jan 14 1.09pm Send a Private Message to eaglesmad Add eaglesmad as a friend

Really!

 


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