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bald eagle Flag 13 Jan 04 10.02pm Send a Private Message to bald eagle Add bald eagle as a friend

Lou ; Andy ;we must score against Burnley, we need to make a substitution. Who shall we take off?

Andy ; That one

Lou ; Are you sure? That's young Wayne Routledge, one of our most talented players and the future of the club. You could take the fat one off

Andy ; Yeah I know

Routledge generously runs to the touchline

Andy ; Don't like it ; take off the pie-eater

The number 11 is belatedly displayed

 

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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 13 Jan 04 10.06pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

Quality

 


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Alden59 Flag Brooklyn 13 Jan 04 10.19pm Send a Private Message to Alden59 Add Alden59 as a friend

Fantastic!!

Routledge you say?

If you asked me on a Monday I would say.......Yeaaaaahhhhhssss!

If you asked me on a Tuesday I would say.......Yeaaaaahhhhhssss!

If you asked me on a Wednesday I would say.......Yeaaaaahhhhhssss!

If you asked me on a Thursday I would say.......Yeaaaaahhhhhssss!

If you asked me on a Friday I would say.......Yeaaaaahhhhhssss!

If you asked me on a Saturday I would say.......Nah...take the lump off

 


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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 13 Jan 04 10.23pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

Wayne Routledge eh?

Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, Yeah but, no but, take Shipperley off, cos he's a slag

 


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addoboy Flag Caterham 13 Jan 04 11.20pm Send a Private Message to addoboy Add addoboy as a friend

voice-over:

'Niel Shipperly is the most talented & famous center-forward in Great Britian,literaly 10's of people support him'

 


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bald eagle Flag 14 Jan 04 7.45am Send a Private Message to bald eagle Add bald eagle as a friend

L ; Andy this is the first time that you've been lineo in an FA Cup game and you want me to send someone off for what seemed a fair but robust challenge. Who was it?
A; That one
L ; Are you sure? That's Butterfield whose excellent disciplinary record enabled him to be ever-present last year. If it turns out it was someone else like Janie Smith, there will be a right kerfuffle

 

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reborn 14 Jan 04 8.00am Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

quality post......put this in gold talk, just spat my coffee out!!

 


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Bedge Flag Croydon 14 Jan 04 8.39am Send a Private Message to Bedge Add Bedge as a friend

Quote bald eagle at 13 Jan 2004 10:02pm

Lou ; Andy ;we must score against Burnley, we need to make a substitution. Who shall we take off?

Andy ; That one

Lou ; Are you sure? That's young Wayne Routledge, one of our most talented players and the future of the club. You could take the fat one off

Andy ; Yeah I know

Routledge generously runs to the touchline

Andy ; Don't like it ; take off the pie-eater

The number 11 is belatedly displayed

ROFLMAO

That is wicked and has totally made the best start to my day lol


 


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stevo Flag Reigate 14 Jan 04 9.00am Send a Private Message to stevo Add stevo as a friend

Superb, I reckon bald eagle should send this into Soccer AM with a view to them doing a Little Britain type voiceover to the palace substitution footage.

Someone make it happen, it would be pure CLASS!!

 


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Holmesdale Nick Flag South Croydon 14 Jan 04 9.32am Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Nick Add Holmesdale Nick as a friend

Hello and welcome to Fat Fighters. This week we have a new member, so lets give a big welcome to Neil Shipperley.

Ok, Neil let's see how many calories are in Dust.
Dust, Dust Anyone?
Dust, Dust Anyone?
Dust, Dust Anyone?

That's right there arn't any calories in dust so you can eat as much of it as you like.

 

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 14 Jan 04 10.27am Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Vicky Pollard.The little troublesome girl at school.AJ`s part must be read very quickly.


Dowie substitutes AJ.

A disgruntled AJ:"I didn`t do nuthink wrong it was that Neil Shippereley he`s always doing that doing nuthink just standing there like a big girls blouse."

Dowie:"I`m sorry AJ but clearly not fully fit yet and I`ve made the decision to rest you and that`s that."

AJ:"But that`s just not fair why you picking on me when I ain`t had no pies I don`t even like pies anyhow so there and anyway Michael Hughes told Wayne Routledge `cause I heard `em talking in the lockers that Neil Shipperley is the one who couldn`t hit a cows ass with a banjo and not me at all `cause I don`t even like cows and it`s not fair to blame me."

Dowie:"Right that`s it,I want you to stay behind for extra training after the game".

AJ:"Oh,alright then."

 


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Glazed&Confuzed Flag London 14 Jan 04 10.39am Send a Private Message to Glazed&Confuzed Add Glazed&Confuzed as a friend

You should all leave that Shipperley alone!

"You know it's not easy being the only fat boy in the Villlllage!"

 



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