I will be so happy when your bubble finally bursts! It's amusing reading all these topics saying how you'll gain promotion and how you have te beat squad haha!

You are a god awful side with a poor stadium. Zaha isn't half as food as you lot say and you will soon slide down the league to mistable obscurity.

Trust me, he's mustard, players try and sandwich him and he just beats them like a rolling pin to dough.

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

He i'snt half as good as we say , yet he is about to be announced in the next England squad? is Buckley there aswell? keep waiting aswell , we are going up.

Auto correct.. But you lovely bunch know what I mean.

Arr yew Carltone or Brietone?

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

My friend you have some rage. You should deal with it like a grown up and not come onto a fans website for a team you dont like.

Cough up some cash and go and see a nice calming psychiatrist. She'll say lovely things about you, show you how you can be a better person, how things can be better. She wont mind at all if you need a little cry.

Go on Carl, you'll feel much better.

You'll be forever in my family's memories and it was an honor and privilege to play and lead in the red and blue
Yours sincerely
Mile Jedinak